does anyone know any old funny superstitions?

Question

there are somany superstitions outhere. do you know any good ones. Like what to do for good luck. and things that bring you bad luck

Answer 1

Here are some funny superstitions from Romania,my country:
it's not good to whistle after the sun goes down because you can call bad spirits
it's not good to point at the moon cause you'll remain with no fingers
if a women is buried in black clothes she will return to haunt the house where she lived
touching a death body brings good luck
it brings good luck to be hit by a bat

Answer 2

bad luck ones:
step on a crack break your momma's back
walking under a ladder is bad luck
black cat crossing your path
when walking with someone or in a group, don't split a pole or any that crosses your path
Good Luck:
Four leaf Clover and finding it
Cutting your hair during a full moon will make it grow
throw salt over your shoulder if you spill it

Answer 3

My Grandma was very superstitions. I’m not myself.

One day she made fish and I had a glass of milk. She freaked out and got mad at me. She scared me because she was very worked up, angry with me. She told me never drink milk with fish. She said it would make me sick.
:-P

Answer 4

walking under a ladder with thirteen runs, carying a black cat
lol

Answer 5

some people rub my privates for luck.