~~~OK,,,so you and your spouse just had a nice dinner,,,now,,hmmm you or your spouse has a lets say "gassy" stomach,,,,how many times does one ummm (pass gas) without having to say excuse me after each time. If you have a stomach ache do you have to say excuse me every time?
2006-11-04 16:56:22 · 21 answers · asked by ~~Penny~~ 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
~~~umm,,,,married 7 years this past weekend !!!
2006-11-04 17:07:17 · update #1
LMAO at your answers,,,,and I got two thumbs downs,,,,,ohhh well,,,,cant wait for my husband to read all your answers,,,,,stilll LMAO here,,,,,,
2006-11-04 17:09:16 · update #2
Well Darlin
I jest save dem up fer da bedroom,,,, when's my lady gets all comfy in my arm pit,,, I jestt pull da covers up over her head and let em fly ,,,, and with a little leg rise and fall sends em fumes headed her way kinda like a billows,,,, thens I hold on tight cause she's gaspin fer air don'tchaknow,,,, she usta jus scratch and hollar,,, but's nows she gettin smart ,,, she found out that ifn she would grab a handfull of family jewels,,,,, (I thought she was being friendly) and squees real hard I tend ta lossin my grip some,,,, dens she bites my titty and dat dose it she's a free woman,,,,
Dern I loves dat gal,,,,
2006-11-04 17:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by S h 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Well while it's natural, it's still pretty gross and I dont see why anyone would want to be an audience to such a display. Some people find it funny & just laugh it off, but for me personally it makes me want to gag & never go ANYWHERE near that area again. Knowing its something everyone does is one thing, but actually hearing/smelling it it something else. I mean everyone goes #2 also but thats not something you'd just drop your drawers & get busy doing right in front of your spouse (is it?). I would say go to the bathroom if you know it's coming or stay in another room if at all possible. I've been married over 5 years and I have yet to slip any bodily functions around my hubby. But to answer your question, I would definately say or except an excuse me each time.
2006-11-04 17:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by IcyFire247 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Girl!!!! The marriage vows say for better or for worse. I say let it go. More room on the outside than the inside. Hubby will just have to deal with it.
I was really bad when I was preganant and my husband took it like a CHAMP!!! lol
I think I did say excuse me a lot when I did it, but not all the time. If you feel you do it too much then try to take some tums. They help with gas.
You're right.........this is a funny question.
2006-11-04 17:02:50 · answer #3 · answered by msjuliet2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a regular problem? Consider taking charcoal tablets regularly.. and enzymes when you eat. Beano is too expensive in my opinion, but it does work. Charcoal works too and is cheaper. Simethicone works too, for some people. Stomach aches can be different. Bentonite works well for stomach aches that relate to food consumption. But remember, things like Bentonite and Charcoal will also cause medications to not work because it absorbs toxins as well as meds and passes them through you ... so do not take meds when you take charcoal or Bentonite products. As for the ettiquette issue.. you should always excuse yourself, but if you are saying it every 5 minutes, perhaps you need to remove yourself from the area and be alone for awhile (to avoid embarrassment) OR.. if you are with a loved one who doesn't care, then don't worry. Tell them "this time if I say 'excuse me', it counts for the rest of the night" and laugh together.
2006-11-04 17:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by starshine 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you planned on being married for a long time.
You don't need to say a thing! Maybe in the first couple of years,max
After long, not much is embarrassing, trust me.
If you can't get through fart then your marriage will simply fall apart.
You ever see old couples farting and apologizing to each other?
2006-11-04 17:14:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Keep a good supply of "gas-x" on hand. No, you don't have to excuse yourself each time if you are having gastric issues. Just explain that you are sorry but expect some air pollution.
2006-11-04 17:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by physandchemteach 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 07:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To tell you the truth if ihad to fart i would be like uh excuse me and if i did it again i would be like hey i gotta go to the bathroom i think thats a little awkward or or i would say this is awkward lol
2006-11-04 17:01:40 · answer #8 · answered by tiggandlee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're comfortable enough around each other than I don't think it really matters. Maybe it's nice to warn your spouse first "I'm really gassy tonight... so please excuse me for the air pollution I'm probably going to create"
My boyfriend just goes *fart* "I just farted." I reply "I know."
2006-11-04 17:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by Moo i'm a cow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are married, after you pass the first one, let me know that your stomach is upset, then I will expect it. "I love every stanky part of you." For better & for worse right.
2006-11-04 17:00:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋