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How do i start a political career at the age of 15 how do i start?

2006-11-04 16:26:53 · 16 answers · asked by Christina q 1 in Politics & Government Politics

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Get involved with campaigns. Join the young ________s in your area. They will start you out putting up posters, registering voters and raising funds, unless you have connections.

Oh, almost forgot, have your morals surgically removed.

2006-11-04 16:40:09 · answer #1 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 1 0

Do you mean you want to be a politician?

If yes, first have your head examined.
Then, if you still want to be one, learn to lie, cheat, steal, call your opponents names, spend billions on campaigns, be "bought" by lobbyists and special interests. It never hurts to have a "secret" sexual deviancy, or a drug problem. Oh yeah, be sure to take acting lessons so that you can sound sincere when you tell the voters how you will help them.

Sorry, Kiddo, if I sound a little grumpy; this election is the nastiest thing I've ever seen, and I am SICK of it and all of them!!!

2006-11-05 00:40:39 · answer #2 · answered by Joey's Back 6 · 0 0

You have to go to college and I dont mean one of those jerk around while youre figuring out what you want to do with your life community colleges, I mean a university college. Also, it might be a good idea to get involved with your schools student government or some type of extracurricular organization, colleges love extracurriculars and they help you get letters of recommendation. Dont drink alcahol or smoke weed as this will affect your reputation. Along with that watch who you hang out with because birds of a feather flock together. After all that the most you can do is kiss *** until your lips go numb and pray every night.

2006-11-05 00:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You can start by stopping anything you do right now that might later be considered or misconstrued as immoral or wrong because as soon as you run for office your opposition will start digging in your records and your past so you should probably try to make good grades to.

2006-11-05 01:01:44 · answer #4 · answered by josh h 2 · 0 0

By being a backstabbing, lying, slandering, cheating, self centered, coward. who knows nothing accept getting ahead in the game that they make of life. And that's what you want to be? oh okay then all you must do is let go of all morals, and stop believing in god because liars wont inherit the kingdom. Good Enough? BYE.

2006-11-05 00:34:43 · answer #5 · answered by KatieJB 2 · 0 1

Well if you are going to grow-up and be President, I want you to learn EVERYTHING you can, right now. That's the BEST way to start your career. Then you'll have ANSWERS to our country's PROBLEMS. Good Luck....we're counting on you!!!!!!

2006-11-05 00:35:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It takes a lot of money, which will get you lots more when you get in politics specially if you join the Republican party. Stick with people who had a lot of dealings with a guy named Abramoff.

2006-11-05 00:32:55 · answer #7 · answered by me_worry? 4 · 0 1

Considering the number of lawyers on Capitol Hill, and how they lie so much, chose another profession. Or just be thought of as another liar. and keep your teeth nice and white and learn to paste a smile on your face, and how to hold babies correctly, and how to kiss those slobbery babies with a straight face, oh and yes, always carry handwipes......

2006-11-05 00:31:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

unfathomable amounts of money and most importantly NO SOUL AND A BLACK HEART.

You MUST realize that regular people who are the driving force of this country are worthless, meaningless pieces of shi(

2006-11-05 00:45:06 · answer #9 · answered by j h 2 · 0 0

Run for student body president or class president!!

2006-11-05 01:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by Blondie* 4 · 0 0

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