10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-****."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
2006-11-04 15:24:41 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What im sorry my chocolate chip omlete was burning and i had to take it off!
2006-11-04 15:27:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
selfmade face mask are exciting and common! Mash up an over-ripe banana and combine it with some dry oatmeal (a pair of million/3 cup, counting on how a lot banana) and a couple of tablespoon of honey. The acid from the banana is sturdy on your face and the oatmeal soothes it. so a techniques as makeup suggestion bypass, this is my numero uno! For eyeliner, use powder particularly than pencil! It seems a lot smoother and softer and makes your eyes POP! Get an quite slender, skinny brush and prepare under lash line.
2016-10-15 09:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this really a question?
But anyways. Other tips are if you have a slight fever, if you're suddenly tired or get tired easily and the obvious, like you're number 10 and 9 -- mood swings and a sudden craving for sweets.
2006-11-04 15:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by Josie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is not even funny
If you were trying to make us laugh, next time get a more recent list.
Seen alot of those years ago.
2006-11-04 15:27:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I didn't have a period. Or if there had to be a species with a period, I wish it were the male species. They deserve it.
I'm not bitter :)
2006-11-04 15:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one. I got this in an email just today!
2006-11-04 15:31:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are foaming at the mouth saying well WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY and they cringe eeeee nothing creeping away lol
2006-11-04 15:29:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be sure to take notes on this.
2006-11-04 15:26:30 · answer #8 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will take notes.
2006-11-04 18:23:49 · answer #9 · answered by hopeless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Can I add,
You look younger with all those new zits.
2006-11-04 15:27:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋