I had their little hearts pumping sooo hard. We were supposed to be on our way trick or treating, but I "ran out of gas" along the way, just before a dark dead end road. I had them all come with me, couldn't leave them in the car, right?
I told them we would ask at the house to use the phone. Little did they know there was no house, just an abandoned barn. I brought them into the barn, where Barney my best friend has just butchered an elk. We had pieces of elk, and blood everywhere, and their mother did the head on a table thing, you know the hole in the table, cut out table cloth, it looked like her head was chopped off and on a table, great effects. Then Barney comes out of the dark part of the barn with the bone saw just blazing away, dripping in blood, and chased the kids all the way back to the car.
Now they are all pissed at me, but come on, isn't this what dads are for? My dad used to scare the piss out of me regularly. Why are kids so soft these days?
2006-11-04
15:11:19
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➔ Holidays
➔ Halloween
What part of it was for their benefit? Duh, obviously none. But mom, Barney and I all laughed for hours, recalling the faces and movements of the hysterical children. We did this purely for our entertainment. Get your stick out of the mud, have some fun with your kids, prude.
2006-11-04
15:20:15 ·
update #1