Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
I need to get out more..!
2006-11-04 14:48:20 · 8 answers · asked by angela g 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
that makes 14 question and u ought to loose 70 points.....anyway.i certainly first wake up and then open my eyes,only to close them again and go back to dream of cheese pics,cold pressed babies,donald duck in its morning glory,and much more!but in the end i have to get up,when the alarm goes off again,or i'll be late with my homeless work,after taking a dump and having crackers' holes 4 brekkie....,which is what fat people should eat all the time to be able to go skinnydipping and im goin to close my eyes and go back to sleep now ; ),not to mention my dog!
2006-11-04 16:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good questions. Thanks for the laugh. Here's the answer to the first one:
The song was based on a British drinking song, and new lyrics given by British soldiers wishing to poke fun at their Yankee enemies. We Yanks took it in stride and sang it as a kind of anthem.
2006-11-04 23:00:21 · answer #2 · answered by roberticvs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats just plain silly. And i loved it. I do know they press rocks to get mineral oil. And isn't leaving a dump what you do after you empty your truck out? just curious.
2006-11-04 23:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by kendra bryn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont u leave this and start doing something tht u cud get an answer for...
2006-11-05 04:02:29 · answer #4 · answered by cecilia b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and why do people say, "Yellow" when they answer the phone? All very curious I agree
2006-11-04 23:32:12 · answer #5 · answered by william john l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree. Very confusing world.
2006-11-05 00:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by *shine* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes We Do, And Yes, You Do...
2006-11-04 22:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by Lexy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can see what you mean
2006-11-05 03:09:31 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋