I wish I just had one Uncle and he smelled like Pop Tarts.
2006-11-04 14:26:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
By chance, are you from Arkansas ?
2006-11-04 14:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by pornstar 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Because your mommy is a total whore!!
Pop Tarts Rock!
2006-11-05 02:02:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
your mommy sounds kool. You will have many, many more uncles before she settles on one. As for the smell, try Axe cologne.
2006-11-05 11:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Derwood!
2006-11-04 22:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your mom is a prostitute. It's nothing to be ashamed about. She's part of the oldest profession on Earth.
2006-11-05 11:34:52 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I could be your pop tart auntie
2006-11-04 22:29:04 · answer #6 · answered by Pauline 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
just think of all the xtra xmas presents if you keep yer mouth shut
2006-11-05 18:47:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't we all... I wish my uncles smelled like roses, but they smell like drugs... lol... :-)
2006-11-04 22:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ewwwwww!!
2006-11-04 22:32:06 · answer #9 · answered by *ღ♥۩ THEMIS ۩♥ღ* 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
cause your mommy's a tramp and your "uncles" are sex partners with your mommy and they like to make nookie
2006-11-04 22:29:45 · answer #10 · answered by nick k 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋