I live near a clown college AND a cheap bar so this has happened before...last time I had to bribe a cop...I am out of cash tonight so what are my options?
2006-11-04 14:08:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Shoot the unconscious/corpse clown in the face with a shotgun. Then, call the police and claim he was hiding in the bushes and taking candid photos of your testes for use in a coffee table book.
In Texas (where I live) lawyers refer to this as the "slam dunk defense." I bet it will work wherever you live, too.
2006-11-04 18:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by timm1776 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Take an axe, chop him up. Then put the parts in a trash bag. Put it somewhere to be easily found in the clown college. They won't go to your house again.
2006-11-04 22:11:20 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ Insane_Princess ♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pull a "weekend at bernie's".
call a cab, prop the old clown up and put him in it, tell the driver that your buddy had a few too many andto take him to the clown college.
2006-11-04 22:11:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tie a bag of empty beer cans, some copper and old jewelry on clown,errr no duct tape it that way they have to take the whole clown take pictures lol. GL and put a sign I cook and clean for free. lol
2006-11-04 22:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by unluckyinluv 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Put him in the trunk of your car and drive him to the river. Throw him in. There, no incident, and if he is just drunk the cold water will wake him up. I hope he can swim! Good Luck!
2006-11-04 22:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have the clown cops come and haul him away in their clown car.
2006-11-04 22:12:17 · answer #6 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd just kick him off. You know like with your foot?
Really tho... why no incident?
I'd be making a huge fuss.
Let the cop's get a good chuckle!!
2006-11-05 00:44:57 · answer #7 · answered by the23FireKeep 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dead clowns are becoming problematic all over the country, and there is very little we, the common man and woman, can do about it due to the atmosphere of political correctness that prevails.
But - when no one is looking? - I sic one of my dwarf gimps on 'em....
2006-11-04 22:34:44 · answer #8 · answered by dingobluefoot 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I had that Problem Once :-s
I let My Cannibalistic Neighbors come Over and eat Him for Dinner
They Told Me he tasted Funny :-s
lol
2006-11-04 23:59:53 · answer #9 · answered by D B 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This has to be THE funniest question I have seen yet..and I've been in here for thousands of them!! 20 points for you, my friend!
2006-11-05 02:42:23 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋