Tell me anything...I'm bored...sick w/ flu...?

Question

Try to make it good, though, otherwise I just wasted 5 points. By the way, I'm not looking for ways to get rid of the flu or feel better...just babble please.

Answer 1

I know you're not looking for a cure but laughter is always good so,
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said,
"I think I like playing with men's balls."
or
My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,
my sister has never let me forget.

And if that doesn't do it. How about this:
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
"right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a
voice just as threatening,
"If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped
what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when
the door closed behind me,
were screams of laughter.

Answer 2

OMG I'm so with you here girl. I got it yesterday and still had to work. The sad thing is I work in a resturaunt and I know every table I waited on will be sick in the next few days. My manager is such a Bi*** that I couldn't take off unless I got someone to cover my shift and who wants to come in when they actually got a Saturday off. NOBODY that's who. I try not to take meds either b/c everything effects me like triple hard and I'm likely to just fall asleep talking to someone. Sometimes you just feel so bad though that you don't even have the energy to find exactly the right thing to take. I did make myself a hot toddy at the bar though. It helped a little. Maybe it made me just light headed enough to not give a damn about feeling so crappy. Anyway hun I sure do hope you feel better soon. What a crappy way to spend the weekend end huh?

Answer 3

I feel ronery,no one wants to answer my question.I had great lasagna today.It's getting cold in Belgium.I'm bored to.

London a city obsessed with materialism and short-term-comitments. It's first rule is to use , abuse and then refuse !

Londoners quite happily adopt this mind frame and tend to ignore the beauty of the everyday objects that surround them. One of the nicest of those objects is the cardboard : it is well behaved , does not swear and even shellters the homeless ! Yet its true face is not very well known to the general public. Jeroen used his magical blackspecs to explore that world and found that it is not cardboard but indeed cARTboard !
The President is sure that his party will win the election. Despite polls that indicated Democrats had a strong chance of winning control of Congress, President Bush said they would not do so.

“We have been through this before you might remember 2004. Some of them were picking out offices in the West Wing. The movers never got the call and the same thing is going to happen on November 7th, we will win the Senate and we will win the House
Northern pike and
muskies provide some
of the most exciting
fishing of all freshwater
fish. These fish bite
with more aggression
than any other
freshwater fish. They
have a long, powerful

body with razor-sharp teeth. They are known for
making long runs, especially when they see the boat.

These fish are most common in the northern states and
in Canada, however, they can be found throughout the
Midwest also. Northern pike are easier to catch. They
will attack a lure numerous times until they are finally
caught. Muskies are difficult to catch. They are known
as the fish of 10,000 casts. In some places up north,
you can catch hundreds of pike in 10,000 casts,
however, you might have to make 10,000 casts for one
muskie. After you learn more about how muskies feed,
you should be more productive than one muskie per
10,000 casts.

Northern pike and muskie are found in the same waters,
but you will usually not see good populations of both
species in the same lake. Northern pike usually
dominate in lakes or rivers where they are both found.
Pike spawn earlier than muskie and this allows the pike
fry to be large enough to eat the muskie fry. When
lakes are being stocked with muskie, it is common to
stock lakes that have small populations of pike. If a
lake has large populations of pike, it will be very hard
for the muskie to reproduce in large numbers.
Whatever,answering this Q got boring faster as I imagined

Answer 4

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Answer 5

I'm sick with the flu also and having to go to work this evening with it. I went in yesterday also with it and the teenagers I work with took advantage of me and I unloaded verbally on them for doing so. I feel awful! I finally have come to the understanding that teenagers are alot like convicts, they look for any week spot and take advantage of it any way they can! Their is no difference in working with rebellious teenagers than in the legal system and I just leaned this by accident and its true. You have to be like a prison guard and not give an inch or your a marked woman!

Answer 6

35,000 people will die from the flu in the US annually

butterflies taste with their feet, they usedto be calledflutterflies

more donkeys kill people annually than plane crashes


In Nebraska, It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup

The bark of an older redwood tree is fireproof

While humans and most species are divided into only two sexes, mushrooms contain over 36,000 sexes

a pig's orgasm lasts 30min (wish I was a pig)

Contrary to popular belief, lightning travels from the ground upwards not from the sky downwards

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma

Answer 7

Here is a joke for you, hope it makes you feel better.
THE COWBOY AND THE LESBIAN.

An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."

The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?!”
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a
lesbian."

Answer 8

hi this one kid in my class called this other kid in my class a n**** and he wasn't just joking around and there is this other kid in my class she just can't take a joke like my friend said my outfit is like totality better than yours and she said it in those exact words she either takes it seriously or goes off in some corner and cries about it also this kid told a nasty joke about my friend's mom and then tired to convince my teacher that it was supposed to be funny and not be hurtful but it really hurt my friend's feelings that kid got a long talk from my teacher the principal and a good talking to from my friend's dad and a good slapping from his dad i know it was a really mean joke is that enough babbling for you if not keep reading my school is having twin day and guess what I'm the one who convinced them to do it me and my friend are going to dress exactly alike twin day is when you call your friend and plan what you are going to ware and it has to match you even ware you hair the same and earrings and whatever else that's enough babbling oh by the way my pants ripped the other day in class also when is was swimming i had on a swimsuit theat tied and well it came untied IN A PUBLIC POOL!!!!!!!!! yeah hope you get rest and laughs here is some more babble incase you need it babble babble babble there you go no kidding ok so really my friend called me and told me that this guy was goig out with this girl in my class and i'm one of those people who just can't keep thier mouths shut i finish telling like everyone and then i accidenally call the girl and spread the news to her so she sas yeah i know and i just got off the phone with and we broke up and i'm like it's only been 10 minutes and she;s like i know but he called to much and i'm like hellooo it's only been 10 minutes so then i call everyone and while i'm calling someone calls and tells me that they are back together so i call them again this goes on for like ever i know the like way i talk sounds like i'd like be a like gossip person like everyone says that i better stop babbling this is enough babble no more news that you know nothing about becuase you don't know me and never will

Answer 9

Hope you feel better soon.

I know a girl who's tough but sweet
She's so fine she can't be beat
She's got everything that I desire
She sets the summer sun on fire

I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

Go to see her when the sun goes down
Ain't no finer girl in town
You're my girl, what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water

I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

Candy on the beach there's nothing better
but I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
Someday soon I'll make you mine
Then I'll have candy all the time

I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

Candy in the morning time
Candy in the hot sunshine
Candy baby can't you see
All I want is your candy

Answer 10

to be truthful, i do no longer it somewhat is as undesirable because of the fact the media shows it. i think of that it may somewhat be more desirable than the different flu, yet dying would be prevented with drugs. i think of that the folk in Mexico did no longer have the right drugs or did no longer take ideal precautions while they have been unwell. many of the people who have been contaminated everywhere else have been high-quality. only me however.