THE COWBOY AND THE LESBIAN.
An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?!”
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a
lesbian."
2006-11-04 13:37:01 · 18 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I actually thought that was very funny. My lesbian flatmate liked it too.
2006-11-04 13:41:47 · answer #1 · answered by chris_morganuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol that one never gets old but why would a cowboy go to starbucks
2006-11-04 14:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Adorable. A lot of guys actually feel that way, though, which is even funnier to me.
2006-11-04 15:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's hilarious... 2 thumbs up!
2006-11-04 14:14:39 · answer #4 · answered by Phedre D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice ur really funny r u like the class clown or something? well if ur not u so totally should be!!!
2006-11-04 13:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!! That is funny!! Thank You for sharing it!! I needed a laugh today!!
2006-11-04 13:40:47 · answer #6 · answered by confusedchaos.lady 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was funny and stupid but funny because it was stupid but in a good way lol i loved it
2006-11-04 14:17:09 · answer #7 · answered by jillan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It definitely made me chuckle.
2006-11-04 18:02:45 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-11-04 14:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by sharon w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looool that's funny
2006-11-04 13:57:55 · answer #10 · answered by Tara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋