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2006-11-04 13:34:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Newborn & Baby

I'm going to force him to become a good long distance runner.

So I'll get him in to a strict diet. I will monitor what activities he does. I will make most of the decisions in his life. He will not go out, and he will definately not have a girlfriend.

I want him to beat that 10,000m World Record time. So I'm going to train him!

2006-11-04 13:35:35 · update #1

17 answers

I sure hope you are kidding. If you are, that isn't funny. If you aren't, you need to seek help.

2006-11-04 13:41:37 · answer #1 · answered by mommy_mcintyre 2 · 1 0

If you attempt teach your baby to run before he can walk you are aborting your dream of him being a long distance runner for he'll be crippled--his muscles and bones are not strong to even walk fast-any forcing will turn him into a cripple. I am just aghast that you would even consider such a thing. Please have a talk with the Pediatrician to learn the physical development involved in a baby walking and eventually when the muscles and bones developed sufficiently----inluding BALANCE-to run.As the baby begins to take first steps it is also developing balance.and it must progress accoding to its developing abilities.Go To www.internationalchilddevelopment.org to learn how the brain and body develop

2006-11-04 13:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It took my son a pair of month to flow from some unassisted steps to complete walking. I easily have hardwood flooring and did placed down an area rug interior the room he spends the main time in to cushion many of the falls. he's 17 months previous and nonetheless takes spills however. Bumps and bruises ensue, it somewhat is part of starting to be up. He falls exterior, on the two steps in front of the residing house, or perhaps occurring the slide on the park. you could conceal your place is plastic wrap in case you %, it is your place, yet she would be in a position to nonetheless locate a thank you to get harm. overlaying the main often used part of the floor is probable sufficient and an area rug seems advantageous and is very some cushion.

2016-10-21 06:56:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Well u scould ask the baby when he come out of the womb...say HEY...what do u wanna do first run??...or walk??...idk if he will give u an answer right away may take him a couple of years to let ya know what he thinks...but...DUHHH...he has to learn to walk b4 he can run or hed run his whole life an when its time to change his diaper ud have to catch the crazy fool first...!!! be a speed deamon to haha... wreck his car on his way over to see his crazy mother or father who taught him to run b4 walk an he couldnt slow down..

2006-11-04 13:41:15 · answer #4 · answered by Timmy Hill 1 · 0 0

No. You sound like you want to live vicariously through your child and children tend to grow up and resent parents who do that. If your child decides he wants to be a runner you should support him but forcing it on him isn't a good idea.

2006-11-04 13:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by Miriam Z 5 · 0 0

Ask the baby first. It is irrational to do such things. The child will face too many problems in later life.

2006-11-04 13:36:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

After the child learns to walk they will quickly learn how to run (at least mine did) the other kids chased the baby around and soon he began to run. Its not hard and sometimes you don't even have to teach them to run!

2006-11-04 14:00:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if your serious...... Your a jerk.....I'm sorry but you should not force your child to do something like that. You can raise him and get him interested in those types of things but to force him to do that and say what your going to do to him is wrong......

2006-11-04 13:43:26 · answer #8 · answered by LiL' Momma 4 · 0 0

Better yet, take your 2 IQ points, rub them together and see if you can start a fire.

2006-11-04 13:43:18 · answer #9 · answered by Lil' Gay Monster 7 · 0 0

Should you go get a life and stop pretending you're an obsessed asian?

2006-11-04 13:42:05 · answer #10 · answered by nemo 4 · 0 0

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