I love her but I think 15 pairs of shoes is enough- Don't you?

Question

My wife is looking up my ancestors on the internet to see if there is a Scotsman in my family because she says I'm so mean. Can I report her to the authorities for being racist before she can prove it?

Answer 1

Real funny....could never have enough shoes and really I don't think you need to report your wife to the authorities either...LOL

Answer 2

15 pairs. You are a lucky man if that's all she has. Most women, not all, have over 200 pairs. How would you like that.

What does the shoes thing have to do with the Scotsman on the net thing?

Answer 3

I'm not a shoe fanatic, but 15 pairs is not enough.

Be nice to your wife. That way, she won't have to look up your ancestry.

You can't report her to the authorites as a racist until she beats your azz. Or kills you.

Answer 4

You're lucky your wife isn't Imelda Marcos. After the Marcos regime was overthrown in 1986, opposition forces found thousands of pairs of high-fashion shoes in Imelda's closets; the shoes became a symbol of her life of luxury amid the poverty of most Filipinos.

Answer 5

Then stop being mean, and no 15 pair of shoes is not enough

Answer 6

You mean european men should not get married because of your inability to get out of the 'DARK AGES' and be kind to women-folk ! In modern times like 2006, 15 pairs of shoes are not enough.

Answer 7

what a stupid argument... why would you fight about that, and why would she care??????? why did she marry you if she thought you were mean???? and why would you want to report your OWN WIFE to authorities? and no, 15 pairs of shoes isn't enough, even tho i only have 4 pairs.

Answer 8

LOL you should report her! And make sure you tell the authorities it all started with her shoes.

Answer 9

Ahhhh....NO 15 pairs of shoes isn't enough...and what do you think the authorities would do ? the answer would be nothing !

Answer 10

And the authorities would do what?