My sister and I have decided to write Shakespearean insults in the bathroom stall next to the ones that say '_____ is a hore'. What one is your favorite? We haven't decided which ones yet, there are lots to decide from.
2006-11-04 12:15:06 · 7 answers · asked by epitome of innocence 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
You could go to the random generator: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/
or the registry of insults:
http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_insults.html for other than Shakespeare
Then again you could talk to the owner of the facility and help them get some enamel based paint and swirl paint (layer paint and use a comb to create swirls in the surface) the entire stall network to make graffiti markers not stick. Graffiti is not a harmless bit of fun the building renter, or owner is responsible for cleaning it up - literate or not. Be part of the solution.
2006-11-04 12:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Walking on Sunshine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's amazing! Pretty good idea, I just might try it.
In Henry V, King Henry insults himself by saying his face isn't worth sunburning. I think that's hilarious.
Try this website, it randomly generates insults.
2006-11-04 12:18:06 · answer #2 · answered by red 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just the best quote ever! Not really an 'insult' but my favorite:
"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"
~A Midsummer Night's Dream
2006-11-04 12:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My all time well-known: Hamlet: I did love you as quickly as. Ophelia: certainly, my lord, you made me have self belief so. Hamlet: you need to no longer have believ'd me, for distinctive function can't so inoculate our previous inventory yet we will celebrate with of it. I lov'd you no longer. Ophelia: i replaced into the extra deceiv'd. Hamlet: Get thee to a nunn'ry, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?
2016-11-27 19:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by virgen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou warped doghearted miscreant!
Thou bawdy dizzy-eyed fustilarian!
Thou reeky elf-skinned foot-licker!
These are from the http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?
Have fun!
2006-11-04 14:16:40 · answer #5 · answered by Ginger/Virginia 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Frailty, thy name is woman! Sluttiness, thy name is Susan.
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well. Horrible dancer.
2006-11-04 13:08:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A plague on both your houses!
Frailty, thy name is woman!
I bite my tongue at you, sir!
2006-11-04 14:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by Mistress in Chains 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋