Is he just trying to be one of the 'lads', or is this a mid life crisis. He's 11 years old and has also started smoking and recently got his snout pierced.
2006-11-04 10:38:15 · 12 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
It may be a little late as things have got so out of hand .
May i suggest you enroll Silas
to attend animal behaviorist classes
Preferably with someone,
who is kind and can handle, a delinquent sloth and his larger companions .
Smoking is bad for Silas's chest and the sooner, he gives that habit up the better ( heaven fore fend! it is not pot!!!)
The nose piercing is bizarre ,! but hey -- that is what young things do these days !
I am sure Sally ,will see a vast improvement ,in his behavior soon
Silas is not a bad sloth .
2006-11-04 11:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Silly Silas! He's on a slippery street . He needs some stability and steering towards socially acceptable standards.
2006-11-04 19:20:25 · answer #2 · answered by fishintheear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think poor Silas is confused. He has heard that there is some kudos to travelling in a Jaguar (car) but does not realise that his journey inside a jaguar (leopard) is likely to be post-mortem.
2006-11-04 10:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Calmly explain your concerns.
I feel he may have some abandonment issues.
Hire a herd of rhino's to crash into the jaguars and put the frighteners on them.
All the best
2006-11-04 11:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see this all the time, he's probably possessed by an evil spirit. Is he catholic? If so get a priest to perform the sacred rite of exorcism. Is he protestant? If he is you should shoot him with a silver bullet in the heart while wearing garlic around your neck after you've drank 8 cups of holy water.
2006-11-04 10:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by DjStabMasterArson 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In my opinion, you are giving that thing too much of a run-of-tdhe-house.. I can only advise you to be very careful .. He might just drive off with one of your RED jaguars(or is it a spotted one)?
2006-11-04 11:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what the fuc.k ?????? ok im sure its just a phase he is going through, just dont let him feed after midnight, he may turn into "gremlin sloth" these are real nasty, they go for your throat!!! take him to your nearest chruch and get the vicar to baptise him, it should ward off the evil. Good luck!!!
2006-11-04 10:49:12 · answer #7 · answered by SCOTT B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whats his religion? He is actually John Prescott trying to slip back into society.
2006-11-04 10:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by hakuna matata 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Youll have to have a serious chat with him
2006-11-06 00:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My faaathers caaar is a jaguaaar.
2006-11-04 10:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by satyricon_uk 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋