If testicles grew on oak trees , what would we need men for ?

Answer 1

To explain simple things you would never understand.

Answer 2

From your nick, I might assume you really don't have a whole lot of use for men in the first place. though I guess if you want to have a child, you might need semen from testicles and a means of insertion. But given the wonders of modern medicine, insertion does not have to be done by a penis.

From the opposite perspective, one might ask what a man would need with a female and in the case of a gay man who is not into raising kiids, the answer might be nothing.

But let's face it, a lot of people on the planet are straight and enjoy sexual activity with members of the opposite gender so I guess there just might be a case for men with testicles, etc. and females with their parts too. After all, if you were a straight female, would you really want to have sex with a tree (in one maybe but with one I question - hehe).

Answer 3

Okay, no one else has said anything like this, and I can't believe that- men are very necessary! We continuously say 'ick, the only reason I need a man is for procreation or sex' (and not even that, with the advent of sex toys), but that's just not fair.

Men aren't a stereotype, any more than women are, and I love the men in my life and wouldn't live in a women-only "paradise" if I had a choice. Lesbian, straight, bisexual, whatever- women should appreciate men even as they reject them as partners and objects of sexual desire. Hate stupid men, hate evil men, but recognize the value of some men.

This is the sort of statement, I think that garners the stereotype of lesbians and feminists as "man-haters". Ugg.

Answer 4

I dont necessarily feel this way but I have wanted to say this for a while:

to start wars
to keep poverty a problem oh and for big muscles

But really I wouldn't want to do an oak tree, oak trees can't be in many positions

Answer 5

its basically a threat yet often now and back while strolling the woods u see acorns sprouting that have basically falling and lie there or yet another sturdy thank you to make certain could be to shallow plant some and leave some above floor experimenting now and back in existence will provide u each and every of the solutions u choose i'm hoping my comments help

Answer 6

Not really anything. I try to be nice to them, considering how often women are converting. May as well give the poor saps some sorta break. All they have left is "golddiggers" and football.

Answer 7

Take out the garbage, mow the lawn, shovel the snow, clean the car, open jars, kill bugs, and reach stuff on the top shelf!

Answer 8

Probably because women are inferior sex and without male intelligence, creativity, leadership skills the world economy would collapse ad we'd plummet back into the stone age? Women are good for the kitchen, but if you didn't have men you wouldn't have any food to make now would you because women cannot upkeep an economy.

Now go back to cooking your stew and leave the decisions to us men.

Answer 9

To drop us off at the door and park the car... so they have to walk in the rain

Answer 10

Avoiding splinters.