If a vegetarian is someone who eats vegetables, what does that make a humanitarian?

Answer 1

One who serves man (pun intended).

Answer 2

Wonderful

Answer 3

Someone who advocates or practices the doctrine, theroy or set of principals of human welfare and the advancement of social reforms.

-arian 
a suffix forming personal nouns corresponding to Latin adjectives ending in -ārius or English adjectives or nouns ending in -ary (librarian; proletarian; Rotarian; seminarian; sexagenarian; veterinarian); subsequently productive in English with other Latinate stems, forming nouns denoting a person who supports, advocates, or practices a doctrine, theory, or set of principles associated with the base word: authoritarian; establishmentarian; totalitarian; vegetarian.

Your joke is only funny if one doesn't understand the origin of words, which apparently many don't.

-vore is the suffix for "one that eats", also -vora and -vorous

Answer 4

Cute question, though I think "misskate1..." gave you an excellent answer, as well. Why cannot we have fun and learn something in the process, too?

Answer 5

Someone who eats humans. Yum, Yum. Eat up baby!

Answer 6

Hungry.

Answer 7

lol, I'm a veg, so if a humanitarian helps people, i guess i help vegetables.

Answer 8

a pretentious liar. people do things for others and help themselves at the same time.

Answer 9

eating the most delicious part of a human!!! yummy

Answer 10

someone who can't eat anything else but humans,

examples, vampires, hanabal, or myself... lol