Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness...
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
Wait a minute--if that's his spleen, then what's this?
Hand me that...uh...that, um....thingie
Has anyone seen my Rolex?
Uh-oh! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
There go the lights again...
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody--stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
What's this doing here?
I hate it when they're missing stuff.
Cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, schmeril. The floor's clean, right?
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
2006-11-04 07:08:52 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
the hip bone's connected to the BACK BONE!
the back bone's connected to the RED THING
the red things connected to my WRIST WATCH
2006-11-04 07:14:06 · answer #1 · answered by rheat.beserker 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Yours Are Fab..How About Hey Doc Wanna Hand Me Those Rusty Old Nails..I Just Ran Out OF Stiches And I Got A Hot Nurse Just Waiting To Do Me ...So These Rusty 5in Nails Will Have To Do........I Am So Outta Here..OOPS I Dropped The Hammer...kara
2006-11-04 07:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by COOKIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went in the hospital about four years ago for stitches and I over heard the docter tell the nurse that he had screwed up on my stitches, he was supposed to do butterfly knots, instead he went over and under over and under.............He was a student in practice and had gotten drunk the night before. that sucked. Also this one time my husband cut the tip of his finger really bad while cooking. he had to go get stitches. the doctor was an older guy who seemed to have alot of experiance. he had to give my husband 4 stitches. while he was sewing him up they were talking about how it happened. the doctor said, **** now i'm hungry. before he was even done sewing up my husband, he had went down stairs and got him a sandwich, brought it back to where we was, finishes sewing up my husband, WHILE EATING. when we left my husband found musturd on the bandage. We never went back to that hospital again..................
2006-11-04 07:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in for a mole removal on my foot (under local anaesthetic). The doctor was cutting something when he said "Oops" quickly followed by "I don't know whether I cut that or not". My reaction was "What do you mean Oops?" quickly followed "Cut what?"
A sad tale, but true!!!
2006-11-04 07:41:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While being stapled back together after my C-section, the Dr. told me to stop shaking, it was making things difficult. He and the specialist he had called in and the nurses and anesthesiologist then proceeded to have a conversation debating why women shake after child birth. And they wondered why I was shaking!
2006-11-04 07:24:01 · answer #5 · answered by Kalliope 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What about the line from the South Park movie...
"...We acidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about 3 seconds to live"
2006-11-05 06:09:22 · answer #6 · answered by crispianfpip 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear that? Emily said "Bob" again! Damn, that's nine shots of Jager in under seven minutes, a new record! Nurse, we're going to need another bottle brought in...geez she said it again! Everybody drink up!"
2006-11-04 08:22:11 · answer #7 · answered by josephine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't like to hear anything, because hopefully I would be asleep. But if I had a local anaesthetic, it would be; Who turned the lights out?
2006-11-04 21:03:27 · answer #8 · answered by scary mary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not really a doctor but I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
2006-11-04 07:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Which leg were we supposed to take off?
and the worst of all Oops!
2006-11-04 07:13:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oops!
2006-11-04 07:15:23 · answer #11 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋