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i was riding my dragon and with out warning he begain spewing fire at the other villagers, i told him to stop but he didn't listen. Why did he do that?

2006-11-04 07:06:47 · 14 answers · asked by ummm. 1 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Other - Cultures & Groups

14 answers

Sexual Frustration. The sex life of a dragon is extremely visual and their visual acuity to sexual stimuli is remarkably keen. Due to their wide field of view, it is quite possible that your dragon witnessed to villagers, umm, dare we say, getting their freak on, or, if you prefer, knocking the proverbial boots. Upon witnessing this, and having no immediate way to relieve the urge to do the same, spewed forth fire instead.

2006-11-04 07:19:23 · answer #1 · answered by dbqdawg 3 · 0 0

If I have to hear this question one more time I will scream. When will you people learn that a dragon is always, always, always going to spit fire on the gol-dang villagers, if you haven't taken the time to recite the hollora verses, in triplicate, under a full moon!!! Sheesh!

2006-11-04 07:09:01 · answer #2 · answered by Kacky 7 · 1 1

Cause he is a frickin' dragon!!!!! Come on man!! He cannot be tamed. You big ding dong. And maybe he thought it was your village just to get back at you trying to ride hime like a horse.

2006-11-04 07:09:22 · answer #3 · answered by djzlyric 4 · 2 1

He's OK, it was probably a allergic reaction to a cologne one of the peasants were wearing. Just tell the peasants not to use that particular brand unless they want to be toasted marshmallows.

2006-11-04 07:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by Darren 7 · 0 0

It is just their nature. Perhaps the villagers did something to offend?

2006-11-04 07:08:36 · answer #5 · answered by Jim P 4 · 0 0

Because he wanted to! What story land are you living in?

2006-11-04 07:08:59 · answer #6 · answered by Gerry 7 · 0 0

Because he likes toasty villagers, you should feed him more often :)

2006-11-04 07:16:25 · answer #7 · answered by Sakura ♥ 6 · 0 0

Probably excess gas.

Get him some antacids.

2006-11-04 07:11:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Because he does not want u to think that u are his superior.

2006-11-04 07:08:20 · answer #9 · answered by Sandeep S 2 · 0 0

poor guy must have a cold.

2006-11-04 07:13:20 · answer #10 · answered by kayla0428 2 · 0 0

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