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My girlfriend and I attempted to have sex in the middle of a dark forest a few nights ago...

After about 15 minutes, I got got up and said, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."

My girlfriend replied, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

2006-11-04 05:54:57 · 25 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

25 answers

i have had sex everywhere

2006-11-04 06:04:39 · answer #1 · answered by chicken farmer 2 · 3 1

that's an old one....in a dark lake, that sucked because i kept thinking about the girl in jaws...even though there are no sharks in lakes lol.......in the middle of this big field surrounded by nothing but the forest, that was really fun....you start to get bored of sex just in your house after two years with the same person...

2006-11-04 14:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yepper, I have! Love the eating grass for past ten mintues. Poor fellar should have taken a back pack with him. Always go prepared!

2006-11-05 08:56:58 · answer #3 · answered by KAT 1 · 1 0

yes and outdoors in the light and in an apartment on the third floor with all the curtains open in front a a big glass window in the middle of the living room and i did myself in front of a room full of people at a swingwer party and pre formed fellatio on my boyfriend when he was driving on the freeway and his friends were sitting in the back seat of the car, of course this was all years ago ,not recently

2006-11-04 19:26:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yep, I had sex in a field by a pond under the stars kind of sounds cheesy but it was the night I concieved my son

2006-11-04 14:01:38 · answer #5 · answered by LKJ 2 · 2 0

LoL... i haven't but i want to... not in the woods though where there are bunch of wild animals... somewhere safer and romantic... like on a beach or at a lake with the moon shinning down on us...

2006-11-04 14:15:45 · answer #6 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 2 0

Yes, I have!
And dude, "eating grass for the last ten minutes", that is priceless! LMAO!

2006-11-04 13:58:12 · answer #7 · answered by GirlsRGamers2 7 · 2 0

funny joke, But I did have sex in the dark before, in the back of a pick-up truck going down the highway in a snow-storm !! that is true story I had snow flakes on my butt !!

2006-11-04 15:55:09 · answer #8 · answered by Pete Allison 6 · 1 0

Yes in a park!

2006-11-04 14:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by shookyloo® 5 · 2 0

Actually, I have quite a few times! Sometimes its hit and miss.
And if that little story of yours is true, I'm very sorry. lol

2006-11-04 14:17:13 · answer #10 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 1 0

yes

2006-11-04 15:16:52 · answer #11 · answered by corinne_29_ 3 · 1 0

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