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They can tell a better joke AL LA John Kerry's funny one. Made me laugh so hard I peed my pants! Who else thought that "joke" was a knee slapper?

2006-11-04 03:51:58 · 15 answers · asked by HELLBENT 2 in Politics & Government Politics

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HELLBENT,
Running the government is not a joking matter to begin with, but I do detect a little sarcasm in your message. I wish they would all become a little more serious about there jobs, but I do understand all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Seriously though Democrat or Republican if thats the choice, I will pick a Republican every time. They represent all the things I agree with and Democrats seem to always support all the things I disagree with. When you get right down to it I don't think either is funny, especially in this time of world terrorism that we live in.
TDCWH

2006-11-04 04:02:06 · answer #1 · answered by TDCWH 7 · 0 0

C'mon, we got Jon Stewart. You got...uhm...Rush Limbaugh? "Let me show you Michael J. Fox, look at me look at me!!" Haha, good one Rush.

"Where are those WMD, under this chair Mr. President?" "I can't find them anywhere. Hmmm!" Haha, good one Bush.

Judging by Yahoo!, we're a HELL of a lot funnier. "Which will the President respond to faster: a botched joke, or the flooding of New Orleans?" That one roflmao's every time. Its so funny! On so many levels!! Haha! People dying, but he told a bad joke! Hahaha!!!


By the way, its probably worth observing the students in Kerry's audience, if you continue to watch the cherry picked clip for 10 more seconds...LAUGHED at the joke. He had been joking about Bush. They "got" that he was talking about Bush. The GOP made the whole "shocked" reaction up! Go ahead, watch the full clip, its true...

2006-11-04 03:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by thehiddenangle 3 · 2 1

who cares? what office is John Kerry running for in this election?
You do know that John Kerry won Ohio in 2004, right, you checked that fact, right? At least Kerry served. Bush and Cheney are both draft dodgers who hide from real war. We lost 58,000 in Nam. If Bush and Cheney would have both died there. Who would be in the White House now?
BTW, check the rank of those that have died from IDEs in Iraq. Tell me if you see any Generals on that list?

2006-11-04 03:59:08 · answer #3 · answered by jl_jack09 6 · 1 0

Oh, they are funny! I snickered at Kerry's "joke", but the Howard Dean's AAAAAAH! was hilarious.

I may be an R, but I find anything that Shrub says to be hilarious too.

2006-11-04 03:54:45 · answer #4 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 0 0

c It's always that way with a politicion. They say whatever comes to mind. If it back-fires, then it was a joke that didn't come off just right or else it was taken out of context. I have yet to hear a politicion of either party say, " I don't know why I said that, it was stupid of me ".
Nope, I didn't peep. I just said," There he goes again".

2006-11-04 04:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I agree,if you put Kennedy and Kerry together,they look like Laurel and Hardy

2006-11-04 03:58:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I think anything the Democrats say is funny whether they meant it to be funny or not. Sometimes they don't know when they're trying to be funny.

2006-11-04 03:59:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

jfk, lbj, hhh, jimmy carter, bill clinton, all much better with a joke than the repubs, ronnie reagan could tell a joke though I will say that.

2006-11-04 03:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i thought it was a liberal slapper, now i have a padded room and its all kerry fault

2006-11-04 03:56:21 · answer #9 · answered by TARD 1 · 1 0

I think you saying you peed your pants is funnier, so what are you a Dem or Rep?

2006-11-04 03:54:46 · answer #10 · answered by Luis 3 · 0 1

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