will you get your turn?
2006-11-03 19:05:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Never say die
You know it, or are you not God?
Who is afraid of death?
My time has not come
I don't know; I'm not God
May God forgive you
I reject death
Not yet
Life is sweet
2006-11-03 20:17:36 · answer #1 · answered by peaceman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you learn how to funny (or whatever you're friend is trying to be)?
When I can come up with a good comeback to that?
When my heart stops beating?
2006-11-03 19:21:55 · answer #2 · answered by __ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats kinda creepy....especially cause you included the words witty and joking with die..........
Hhmmm....What about you just ouss them to the back of the head and see if they still make crappy jokes?!
haha...my style anyway....
2006-11-03 19:16:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not before you!
Not terribly witty I know, but all I could think of.
2006-11-03 19:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you have a witty comment to a stupid comment. That's not deserving of any witty comment.
2006-11-03 19:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by The Bible (gives Hope) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right after you! Attending your funeral will be the highlight of my life. I would not miss it for anything.
Or--Right after you. The news of your death will probably kill me. You know how dear you are to me!
Or- The excitment of attending your funeral will probably make me croak. So I would say, I'll die right after you.
2006-11-03 19:18:48 · answer #6 · answered by TrueSoul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soon if you don't stop breathing on me. then hand them a tic tac or piece of gum. sorry it's not that funny, but it was the best i could come up with that wasn't "r" rated. lol
2006-11-03 19:10:27 · answer #7 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the day after you
2006-11-03 19:40:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NEVER! If I do die, I will raise from my grave and haunt you till you die....
2006-11-03 19:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by click-it! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When u don't see me any more ......
or
if you dream of me in bed with you, it means i'm dead and having a nightmare
2006-11-03 19:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by senoredgy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋