Anyone ever seen "Monty Python and The Holy Grail"? If so, what part of it did you like?
2006-11-03 17:45:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
It's a great movie. I love the Killer Rabbit, but my favorite scene is the Black Knight. I never knew dismemberment could be so funny.
2006-11-06 12:59:10 · answer #1 · answered by Empy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1st soldier: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier: Well, this is a temperate zone.
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier: Am I right?
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I Love It!!! I can never look at coconuts the same again. I giggle in the grocery store whenever I see them.
Jen
2006-11-04 11:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by InstructNut 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I actually just saw it for the first time...I don't normally get 'British humor', but it was hilarious! I loved the killer rabbit fight (they actually lost) and the taunting frenchman. Favorite part ever: the wedding and Lancelot. He just kills everyone in sight. Then the whiny son cracks me up. I wanted to hear him sing!
2006-11-04 01:56:09 · answer #3 · answered by mavsqueen06 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Knights of Ni, and Tim The Sourcerer with his eccentric performance...
2006-11-04 01:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Black Knight.
Ah you bunch of coward's, run of will you! come back hear and fight like men.
How are you going to fight? You have no arm's or legs.
I do!
Look you do not.
I'll fight you with my head.
What are you going to do nibble my bum?
The Knight's that say Niy
No not the Knight's that say Niy!
Do to use what you my, just don't say Niy.
2006-11-04 02:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The witch burning scene:
BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
and
BEDEVERE: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
CROWD: Burn them
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #3: Shh!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
VILLAGER #3: (Long pause as he gives this question some serious thought) B- . . . 'cause they're made of... wood?
Marvellous
2006-11-06 13:01:41 · answer #6 · answered by Cardinal Fang 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The African vs. European Swallow discussion.
2006-11-04 01:56:43 · answer #7 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the french guy, and the crazy rabbit
2006-11-04 01:47:33 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bring out your dead need I say more =)
2006-11-04 01:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by crystal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"One day sone all of this will be yours"
"What, the curtains?"
2006-11-04 03:51:32 · answer #10 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋