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ok this is on the side of the road in front of a Kentucky fried chiken.So this women tells her husband to go get her some chiken,he goes and leaves the kid with her.
And as their waiting the kid is sayin hes hungry the mom says shut up if ur good I'll share.
Well the man came back and gave her the food,the kid says ''I'm hugrey!!!'' the mom egnors him!!!
then all hell breaks lose cause he forgot the sweet and sour sauce.well the man is runing in the store to get the sauce.
Now did I menshon this is one FAT women,no wonder they were scared of her.
Well the man comes back and he is like all shaking and stuff,well the women stands up and starts yelling cause he didn't get the right one!
Well when she stood up her id triped her and she fell o the side of the road,droped the buke of chiken{the kid got up and got it}but he jus let his mom sit there!and him and his dad walked off,she was so fat she couldn't rool over to get up so some other people had to go get a crane to get 'er up.

2006-11-03 16:30:40 · 6 answers · asked by Ashley 2 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

6 answers

Well it's no wonder. I've seen fried chicken do some crazy thing's to folk's I know. And we all know how fat people love fried food. I once saw a man eat a deep fried Penguin at a country Fair back in Arkansas. Don't ask me wher he got the Penguin but he droped it into a deep fryer and after about ten minutes brought it up, coverd it in Powdered Sugar and ate it in three bites. I think that Fat parent's are even worse because the expose their kid's to it all the time. And who like's sweet and sour on KFC?. That just doesn't sounf right to me. I like the Macaroni and Cheese with the Mashed Potato's and gravy with Popcorn chicken mixed in. I think that if I were fat I'd eat it everday. And then I'd have one of those mini Bunt cake's they sell there. I once saw a fat guy get stuck in the door at KFC. The Fire Department had to use the Jaws of Life to get him out. He spent nearly ten thousand dollar's a month eating there so the KFC had a special door installed just for him. I once saw that guy eat a bowl of change left on the counter for a Homeless Charity. When I was a kid we used to go to the KFC after church every week and once my mom bought us a family meal nad my fat brother ate half ot it in the car on the way home. Me and my dad took him out to the wood shed and beat him with some fire wood. he didn't do it again/

2006-11-03 16:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by mrharderson 4 · 0 0

Far too much to read ......... erhermm errr no thats not avarage, two points to me

2006-11-04 00:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No this is above average in nonsense .

2006-11-04 01:04:42 · answer #3 · answered by Geedebb 6 · 0 0

stop making up storys.

2006-11-04 00:42:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO !!!!!! All I have to say is this: good job for tripping that bxtch ! :D

2006-11-04 00:32:55 · answer #5 · answered by ciaopride 2 · 0 0

take the chicken and run

2006-11-04 01:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by runninglate 2 · 0 0

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