2006-11-03 16:22:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
seven - one for each day of the week.
2006-11-03 16:23:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
LOL
Good Question,
Between The Democrats and the Liberals, there arent any virgins,
So God in his utmost wisdom left them to s c r e w each other,
But the liberals of got hold of the Bible and they have been studying immensely with Haggert,
See where thier speciality lies,
I respectfully quote the word of God thru the Bible here, Verify please so you arent left in doubt.
So the War and Kerry's remarks, and Abu Ghraib and Gontanamo Bay, Bush's resolve, American marines can all have a field day with Gods promise of Virgins,and Loot.
I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children." (Leviticus 26:22)
"Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourself every girl who has never slept with a man." (Numbers 31:17-18)
"The Lord commands: "... slay old men outright, young men and maidens, little children and women" (Ezechial 9:4-6)
"When the Lord delivers it into your hand, put to the sword all the males .... As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for yourselves." (Deuteronomy 20:13-14)
"You will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you." (Deuteronomy 28:53)
"The Lord said to Joshua [...] 'you are to hamstring their horses.' " (Exceedingly entertaining I would say.) (Joshua 11:6) "
Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword and; also the women and little ones.... every male and every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy." (Judges 21:10-12)
"This is what the Lord says: Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and *** .... And Saul ... utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword." (1 Samuel 15:3,7-8)
"The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their women with child ripped open." (Hosea 13:16)
"A curse on him who is lax in doing the LORD's work!A curse on him who keeps his sword from bloodshed!" (Jeremiah 48:10)
2006-11-04 01:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Come on! You know libs don't believe in virgins!
2006-11-06 14:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by rosewood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They traded the virgins for Bush, Cheney, Rove, Rummy, Gonzalez
2006-11-04 00:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by longliveabcdefg 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
How many brain cells have the Republicans lost to believe all this BS?
A considerable amount, I imagine. Assuming those cells were there to begin with.
2006-11-04 00:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by brian2412 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
The same amount of juvenile male pages that Hasturd promised the other Republican leadership I suppose
2006-11-04 00:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. PhD 6 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Stupid question with a ton of stupid replies. Pathetic.
2006-11-04 00:49:01 · answer #7 · answered by Nunya B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1 Hilliary Clinton
2006-11-04 00:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 6⤋
Their not smart enough to realize that like the old communist regimes they will be the first to lose their heads. If you'll betray the land of your birth, they sure as hell don't want you.
2006-11-04 00:31:59 · answer #9 · answered by Koolaid Kid 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
off those meds again? how many virgins will the re-pugs CHOKE next Wednesday?
2006-11-04 00:26:05 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Hillery is gay so she has been promised 52 virgins upon her rise to Allah she will take bills nuts for the ride !..lol
2006-11-04 00:27:12 · answer #11 · answered by no one here gets out alive 6 · 1⤊ 7⤋