Is Ted Haggard going to confess a piece at a time?

Question

Today his story changed. Now he purchased illegal drugs from his male prostitute, but didn't use them. I guess he got them for the kids?
Will he confess a little at a time like removing a sticky bandage?

I didn't see it, but I hear that now he says he bought crystal meth from his male prostitute, and a massage. I guess it depends on what your definition of "massage" is...

Answer 1

i'm afraid the only "happy ending" to this is the one Haggard's getting from all those massages.

on top of being a hypocrite, we know for certain he's a bald-faced liar, because yesterday he didn't even know who this guy was, asking an interviewer on camera: "that guy, what's his name did you say?"

i agree with the repent, rehab, back in business, scenario. and wifey will stand by her man - at least long enough to prop up the fortune before grabbing half or more in a divorce.

these people stink to high heaven, so to speak, and anyone that couldn't see it LONG before revelations of gay sex and drugs is just stupid. But hey, believing on faith means not using your head. so go figure, eh?

Answer 2

"...confess a piece at a time?"

What a great pun !

Is purchasing drugs and not using them the same as 'not inhaling?'

This jerk gives a whole new meaning to the word, "hypocrite."

Answer 3

"I bought drugs but didn't use them" and I hired a male hooker but only had a massage" both sound much lamer than "Ididn;t inhale."

He wouldn't have confesed to anything if he hadn't been caught. Typical GOP logic: it isn't wrong if you can get away with it.

Answer 4

He'll confess to more and more, as soon as it's confirmed that there's evidence that can't be refuted.

Then he'll go into rehab - just watch.

Then he'll cry and repent to Jesus. Boo Frickin' Hoo.

These "evan-jello-cals" are as bad as Catholic priests, I swear!