What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud?

Answer 1

My mother-in-law told me a story this evening that went something like this... After having recently relocated to California after living in Illinois her entire life- She went to go get her new license plates. When she received her plates they did not have a logo on them (like Illinois has "Land of Lincoln" or Missouri has "Show Me State"). Previous to moving my mother-in-law had been told... "You're moving to the land of "Fruits and Nuts"- She being the good yet gullible Midwestern girl had thought this was the California state logo-thingy... So having received her plates she looked at them and then looked up at the clerk who asked "Is there something wrong?" and she said "Well, why don't you have the state logo on the plates?" The woman at the DMV was confused and said "State logo?" to which my mother-in-law replied "Yes- the state logo "The Land of Fruits and Nuts!"... The DMV clerk fell over laughing and asked her where she'd heard such a thing. The kicker was that it was my husband's grandfather who'd told her this and she had believed it thinking that since California was an agricultural state that made sense!... Needless to say the DMV clerk kindly explained to her that "The Land of Fruits and Nuts" was not the state logo and it was in fact "The Golden State"... absolutely hilarious when being told from the first hand!

Answer 2

Mrs. Garrison's explanation of evolution on South Park.

Prior to that, one of the best laughs I had was from the movie Thank You For Smoking. The scene involved the main character, who is a tobacco industry lobbyist, his son, and a colleague, a fellow lobbyist except he lobbies for the firearms industry. I won't spoil the surprise. Rent the movie. It's very clever.

Answer 3

i don't laugh out loud..but if i laugh, i cry

and the last time i did that was yesturday @ my english class..we were talking about food and stuff..

so i said i know this chick that eats at mcdonalds EVERY DAY! and she says she looks fine but she looks like a whale..("hey i eat @ mcdonalds every day and i look fine!" lol)

i just cracked myself up and the rest of the class was laughing too..

Answer 4

the other night I just happen to walk into the room as my two 1/2 year old grandson took a bite of pickle. Oh the face he pulled and his arms started waving. He really hadn't anticipated the sour flavor!

Answer 5

My mother.... she called yesterday to tell me about a tv show she watched about penis dysfuntions.... and how the doctor went on about fractured penis's... and how its possible even though it isn't a bone. And that after it heals, the penis always has a curvature to it,... and the bigger the penis, the higher the risk... ect. She said it was problem my father definitely wouldn't have to worry about. Not something I ever wanted to know about my father,.... but frig... it was funny. She couldn't stop laughing either,... and it was just contagious.

Answer 6

Earlier tonight I was watching my daughter playing Literati on the net and when she lost she told the other guy he was a "Butt-muncher" and then ran. 10 seconds later she went back on and sheepishly asked if he would forgive her and play again. We laughed for a really long time at how silly it was!!!

Answer 7

Watching the silly antics of an 8 week old puppy bopping around. I actually snorted in front of everyone.

Answer 8

Carlos Mencia Stand up.

Answer 9

A story told to me by a friend who has led a very colorful life. It was about him being in bed with a prostitute. He was very tired after a long week at work and wanted to go to sleep. She said it was "too early." He was so tired that he "did the deed" with her and promptly rolled over to sleep. About 15 minutes later he wakes up to the bed rocking. Another man was in the bed with them and goin' at it for all the world. It went on all night...

Answer 10

Today. My husband. After hearing the morning alarm clock he said, " Crap, it's Howdy Doody Time again." I'm still laughing and it's 3:45PM.