Apparently "bum" is too rude!
2006-11-03 14:53:13 · 10 answers · asked by Kango Man 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
my cat, its ok coz he can clean himself
2006-11-03 20:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I will answer this as a serious ?....although I am not sure you really are interested in the answers....
I took a walk down a beach with a friend one time....we were really far down...really far....when nature called....LOUD AND CLEAR.....I had no choice but to dig a whole and you know.....well yeah take a poo in the hole.....as for what I wiped my posterior on....lets just say I walked home sockless that night...and a sock tree grew from the hole that was well fertilized....lol
Have fun!
2006-11-03 14:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Want my BUM on his BUM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luId0eNHflk&search=tom+green+bum
2006-11-03 15:00:00 · answer #3 · answered by Devilish 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
coming home from a party once, i just had to go , and the only thing available to use was an old empty cement bag ! not exactly your andrex !
2006-11-05 23:05:45 · answer #4 · answered by naturist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old bosses curtains in his office, right after i'd crapped in his drawer.
2006-11-03 19:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by thecoldvoiceofreason 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
huuuuummmmmnnnnnnn-corn cobs-corn fodder-tree leaves-pine sticks-pine straw-sears-n-robuck catloge-hankerchif-socks-underwear-went home without drawers-bear hand-is that enough
happy day
old geezer
2006-11-03 17:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by Charles W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anne robinsons face, ran out of loo roll newspaper was my only option!
2006-11-03 15:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by zoe s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mothers knickers
2006-11-03 15:27:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
poison ivy leaves
2006-11-03 14:58:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A leaf.
2006-11-03 16:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋