memorable lines from movies?

Question

What are some of the most memorable lines from movies that you can think of?

Some of mine are:

"Is this true?"
"Yes Mr. Mayor this man has no penis"

"Surely you can be serious"
"I am serious and stop calling me shirly"

"Ok luetinant, lets get to the tower"
"We have no tower"
"No tower?"
"No Sir, just a bridge"
"Why the hell wasnt i told about this?"

"E.T. Phone home"
"That will be six million dollars for the first 3 minutes"

"My mother hung me on a hook once..... Once."

"I knew i should never have built all those tank programs"

"Never tell me the odds"

"Dear Mr Warner, We think your insane for having us write papers about ourselevs. You see us how we are... A athlete, a princess, a brain, a basket case, a criminal...... SIncerely yours... the breakfest club."


Let me know some other good ones.

Answer 1

"But if you leave Rhett, where shall I go, what shall I do?"
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

"I'd love to kiss you but I just washed my hair."

"I'll admit I've seen better days but I'm still not to be had for the price of a drink, like a salted peanut."

"Gosh......everything but the bloodhounds yappin' at her rear-end"

"Fasten yer seat-belts.....It's gonna be a bumpy night."

"Stella!"

"Butcha are Blanche, ya are!"

"We had faces then"

"David, Baby's escaped!"

"They call me Mister Tibbs"

"Guess who's coming to dinner?"

"You ain't seen nothing yet"

"I think I'll miss you most of all"

"South Bend........that sounds like dancing"

"I want to be alone"

"Hello everybody......this is Mrs. Norman Maine"

"When you say 'common' what do you mean.......coarse common or ordinary common?"
"Ordinary common......and coarse"

"A topaz......among my jewels....are you mad?"

"It's tea, dog!"

"I was reading a book the other day; a nutty kind of a book.....did you know that this man says machines are going to replace every profession?"
"Oh my dear........I don't think that's anything you need worry about"

"What knockers!"

Answer 2

SPACEBALLS:
Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.

My brains are going into my feet!

Colonel Sandurz: Sir, do you think we're being too literal?
Dark Helmet: No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

How many a**holes do we have on this ship, anyway?

THE PRINCESS BRIDE
Is this a kissing book?

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

ELF
Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?

It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too? -

I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite.

Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!

It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture

I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins

Answer 3

Here are just a few below, but I could go on & on as I'm sure a lot of us could. lol.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Ron Burgundy: "I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal."
Veronica Corningstone: "Really?"
Ron Burgundy: "People know me."
Veronica Corningstone: "Well, I'm very happy for you."
Ron Burgundy: "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Raoul Duke: "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." (He says this as he's watching Dr. Gonzo leave.)

Clerks:
Dante: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

Goodfellas
Henry Hill: [narrating] "As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."

A Clockwork Orange
Alex: "It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van."

Star Wars
Darth Vader: "Don't underestimate the Force."

Charlotte's Web
Charlotte: "Salutations."
Wilbur: "Salu-what?"
Charlotte: "Salutations."
Wilbur: "What are they? And where are you?"
Charlotte: "Salutations is my fancy way of saying hello."

The Princess Bride
Inigo Montoya: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

The Departed
Costello: "Cops or Criminals. When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

Answer 4

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?

Seven! Seven's the number.

F#$K it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

Back off, Man. I'm a scientist.

I'm your huckleberry.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

This one time, at Band Camp...

Samsonite! I was way off.

Great Scott!

If you're gonna go, go with a smile!

Where are the white women at?

Sweet! What does mine say? Dude! What does mine say?

You know, not everybody likes onions... Cake! Everybody likes cake. Cakes got layers.

Me 'scuse...

I fart in your general direction!

+ I'm proud of what I am.
- And what is that exactly?
+ I.... am a librarian.

He's got prospects! He's bonafide! What are you?

I've got a bad feeling about this.

I was eloquent... S%$T!

+ I was bulimic.
- You can read people's minds?


+ Have you vomitted recently?
- Just a minute ago. I was gonna go brush.
+ I'll wait.

Answer 5

From "Fear of a Black Hat"

Ice Cold: Right, but see actually that **** was supposed to be NWH - Fear of a Black Hat, then subtitled "Don't Shoot Until You See the Whites."
Nina Blackburn: Of their eyes?
Ice Cold: Who's eyes?
Nina Blackburn: Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes.
Ice Cold: Nah, don't shoot until you see the whites, period. That's it, end of story.

From Fletch (playing on his cassette recorder):
You're not recording this are you?
Oh no..never, never.

From Airplane:
Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

"No thanks, I take it black, like my men."

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? "

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

Ghostbusters: We came, we saw, we kicked its ***.

Scrooged: I never liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives.

Karate Kid: Wax on, Wax off

Three Amigos:
Ned Nederlander: I think it's a mail plane.
Dusty Bottoms: How can you tell?
Ned Nederlander: Didn't you notice its little balls?

Sew like the Wind!

The Razor's Edge:
It's easy to be a holy man on top of a mountain.


Caddyshack:
Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*.
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.


I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and BE THE BALL.

The Jerk:
"I was born a poor black child..."

"Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it. "

"He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans."

Blazing Saddles:
"Excuse me while I whip this out"

Pulp Fiction (and the Bible)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "

Answer 6

A favorite from "Beetle Juice"


Adam: What are your qualifications?

Betelgeuse: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

Answer 7

"Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar."--Dogma

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"--Clerks

"Before I got paid to speak French, I was a map-maker. This first number is a longitude"--Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Answer 8

From the movie Jackie Brown

"AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfuc*er in the room, accept no substitutes."

From Pulp Fiction

"I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

History of the World Part I

Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My t*ts are falling off!

Answer 9

extremely Frankly, My expensive i do no longer supply a damn - Rhett Butler in long gone With the Wind No reason is lost with out yet one fool to combat for it - Pirates of the Carribbean you're a sturdy guy, Mr. Rainey - the secret Window

Answer 10

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?