I am tired of the mind games.
2006-11-03 13:29:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
She's poetry in motion, as deep as any ocean, as sweet as any harmony. HOWEVER!! She did fail you in biology and keeps asking the same ol question year after year, so you must stay with her as the rest of us married folks do. sigh.
Marriage=Mind Games.
2006-11-04 08:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How stupid are you? Whenever a woman asks does ( fill in the blank) make my ( fill in the blank) look big - you respond with " of course not." The only time "Yes" is appropriate is if she is asking about her boobs! Or - if you want to watch the end of a football game and you know a yes answer will result in her going back upstairs to try on nine or ten more outfits for the next hour or so! ; - )
2006-11-03 13:54:16 · answer #2 · answered by arkiemom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.. she sounds typical female.. er.. Derwood, that right? (Ever hear of Durwood Kerby.. on the old What's my Line? 50's quiz show..) How did she 'Blind you with Science' pray tell?? Kickin' ya in the balls would have been a better trick, am I right or what here?! nah, don't divorce her.. (She'll take ya to the cleaners...) Grab ahold of her big butt, dress and all and swiiiiing her (fwap!) onto the nearest tree, okay buddy? alright then-
2006-11-03 13:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divorce is not the answer for this...unless there are other problems, of course.
Next time she asks tell her "yes," and I bet she won't ask you again and stick you in a bad spot.
2006-11-03 13:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by Jennalove311 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, she only blinded you with science, it's not like she failed you in Geometry or hit you with technology. Consider yourself lucky to have such a great gal!
2006-11-03 13:34:37 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That all depends.....does she make good pancakes?
If no, divorce her.
If she does make good pancakes, does she make bacon to go along with them? If no, divorce her.
Of she does make bacon to go with the good pancakes, the question is, does that dress make her *** look big?
If no keep her.
2006-11-03 13:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wonder Andora call you Derwood
of crouse you should, why are you wasting time asking us go see a lawyer don't forget to take your check book with you
2006-11-03 13:38:01 · answer #7 · answered by waiting for baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for asking a dumb question like that either divorce her or sleep with her best friend
2006-11-03 13:32:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that sounds like grounds for divorce to me!
2006-11-04 00:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you ask alot of ridiculous questions.
2006-11-03 13:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by I'm Trying 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋