And not have my wife find out? Is sex really an aerobic activity?
2006-11-03 12:37:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Pffffffft women over 40 give you tens times more of an aerobic workout than a 19 year old. We have quite a work out regime mastered over years of experience. You don't want a newbie when you can have a wise old (ok maybe I shouldn't say old) one.
2006-11-04 02:42:30 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Keep working out and make sure to eat healthily. Who wants the body of a 19 year old anyway? I LIKE all the muscle mass I've built up since I was 19.
I don't know about keeping your wife from noticing. Avoid her every chance you get, I suppose.
2006-11-03 21:58:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Bojangles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth is to really have the body of a 19 year old, you have to be 19. But that said, whatever your age you can have a great body for your age group, just keep working!
2006-11-03 21:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by ron k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nanny nanny boo boo....so funny when you get in trouble. What does that guy have in his hand? I think it's a bottle of Viagra.
Of course sex is an aerobic activity, but if you're really good it's anaerobic.
2006-11-03 21:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First off, you need to get real- time ages everyone.
Second, you'd better get some counseling if you want to save your marriage.
Sex is supposed to be with your wife, not your wanna be 19 year old barely legal g/f,,,,especially when she gets pregnant and your wife finds out
2006-11-03 20:43:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good luck unless she's blind and has no hands to touch you with. It's only an aerobic activity if you don't know which end is up
2006-11-03 20:43:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mary Smith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't HAVE one, unless you don't mind being jailed for bigamy, or you move to a Muslim country. But you can rent one for a while. Just go down to MLK or west Burnside late at night. But prepare to be scared at what you see!
Katydid is right...but it can only be anaerobic for a while before you run out of breath.
2006-11-04 09:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by sandislandtim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only way to get the body of a 19 year old is in your dreams my friend....in your dreams....hehe
Besides, all brawn and no brains is not much fun either.
2006-11-04 14:07:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you work out....they will come........
2006-11-04 20:17:58 · answer #9 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋