the more money you have, the more....?

Question

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Answer 1

The more money you have the more choices you have.

Answer 2

The more money you have, the more...

...you can donate to a good cause.
...strippers you can hire.
...people you may not even have met before will beg for a loan.
...friends you will lose after you give them a loan, and they won't pay.
...meals you can send to third world countries.
...crimes you can commit and then buy your way out of prison.
...$100 bills you can use to wipe your @ss.
...movies you can go to.
...you can put on horse #15, Lucky Stripes.
...successful your business will be, should you decide to start one.
...you can afford to pay the low-level employees of said business.
...internet connection speed you can buy form your ISP.
...olympic swimming pools you can build inside the specially constructed facility you raised on the land previously owned by your business's top competitor.

That's all I got for now. Actually, I could go on forever, but I'm bored.

Ciao.

Answer 3

you need to pay all your taxes. So if you didn't have the money, you wouldn't need to worry about the taxes, and if you get rid of the money, you won't have the taxes anyway, so get rid of the money, your problems will be solved.