There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.
Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.
They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"
He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.
The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"
The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."
2006-11-03 11:56:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ROFLMAOOO ..Yes ty for the great laff I needed that...Showed that kid huh!!!!! OMG I am dying here!!!
Cheers to you!!
2006-11-03 12:03:16 · answer #1 · answered by dreamgirl_deb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sausage Jokes
2016-09-28 03:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha OMG THank you so much for the laugh! That is a joke I have never heard before but will definatly be repeating to friends. Have a star!
2016-03-19 03:15:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny I don't care who you are.
You get a thumbs up from me.
2006-11-03 12:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by The Garage Dude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-03 11:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has all the qualities of a good joke.
arrogance, stupidity, vulgarity, anger,and chauvinism.
2006-11-03 12:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by Charles H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic there's so many kids like that that need a good kick up the a__
2006-11-03 11:59:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats pretty funny
2006-11-03 12:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by donielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WoW
That was funny!
☺
2006-11-03 14:29:13 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great! Where did you hear it from?
2006-11-03 12:00:10 · answer #10 · answered by maylandchastity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋