A young couple was out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy asked the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?"
She agreed to and he began to speed up. When the speedometer hit 100, she started to strip. When she got all her clothes off, he was so busy staring at her that he drove off the road and flipped the car.
The girl was thrown clear without a scratch, but her clothes and her boyfriend were still trapped in the car.
"Go get help," he pleaded.
She replied, "I can't, I'm naked."
He pointed to his shoe that was thrown clear and said, "Cover your privates with that and go get help."
She grabbed the shoe, covered herself, and ran to the gas station down the road. When she arrived, she was frantic and yelled to the attendant, "HELP! HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The attendant looked down at the shoe covering her crotch and replied, "I'm sorry, Miss. He's too far in."
2006-11-03 11:33:44 · 25 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Here is another funny one!
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2006-11-03 11:34:19 · update #1
you're soo bad........lol
2006-11-03 11:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by blueJean 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
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2016-12-09 02:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA. I give it a 9. Thats good stuff right there!
2006-11-03 11:35:45 · answer #3 · answered by Eugene 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yet another hilarious joke. thankyou kind sir that made me laugh the hardest you get a hug! *huggles*
2006-11-03 11:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by Youngling 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
IMAO I'm going to remember that one, thx
2006-11-03 11:37:43 · answer #5 · answered by kennyboy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is very funny
2006-11-03 11:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by Tim 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA!
Yes that is a good one.
2006-11-03 13:40:12 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL Keep them up
2006-11-03 11:42:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is funny but very wierd where did you come up with that
2006-11-03 11:40:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny and cute, ha ha.
2006-11-03 11:37:56 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No,a limp dick is not a signal for sex.
2006-11-03 19:32:53 · answer #11 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋