its some sort of sign language and very simple wording.
the others are looking at me very weirdly.
one is eating the mouldy apple pie from three days ago.
2006-11-03 11:32:23 · 18 answers · asked by curser 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Take out of their mouth whatever they're gobbling on and then you might be able to make out what they are saying.
2006-11-03 11:42:46 · answer #1 · answered by M M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to turn around anti-clockwise very fast three times whilst closing your eyes and holding out a saucer of milk (preferably organic semi-skimmed). This is a sign of respect for the goblin tribes and the cheeky wee fellows find this very amusing. They may even deign to speak to you properly then.
2006-11-03 23:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by Nikita21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be very, very careful. Goblins aren't particularly nice creatures. When you speak, talk in rhyme. They hate to hear it and will stay away. And if they get too close, stomp on their feet; they have very tender toes.
2006-11-03 11:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by pat z 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Use simple sign language like pointing at yourself and saying your name. Don't get too complex or you'll end up scaring them off or pissing them off.
2006-11-03 11:35:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call this number 800-662-HELP.
Explain the situation to the person who answers and give them your address.
2006-11-03 14:35:55 · answer #5 · answered by Dona A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you been eating the magic mushrooms from three weeks ago?
2006-11-03 11:35:27 · answer #6 · answered by Polo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
convert the whole experience into an amusing game of Sherads!
2006-11-03 11:40:33 · answer #7 · answered by Prince Familiar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok well just go easy, you don't need them getting stroppy at this time of night. If I were you I'd just smile shyly at them.
2006-11-03 11:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by Jon C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are u sure it is realy a goblin talking to u or u just imagine
2006-11-03 14:22:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first of all stop sniffing the glue and return to reality.
2006-11-03 13:54:27 · answer #10 · answered by Aaron O'Connell 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋