what are some really funny things to say on a prank phone call?
2006-11-03 11:10:06 · 15 answers · asked by [blahh] ™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My nephew does all kinds of prank calls. He should be on Crank Yankers.
He has called a strip club asking if they were hiring men. He goes on to tell them that he is obese...morbidly obese, and he has boobs, and he sweats alot, but the women just go crazy for him and he thinks he would be a good stripper. He can really work a pole.
The mgr of the club never caught on it was a joke and just told him politly he wasnt hiring men.
He has called random #'s screaming and crying hysetrically that their daughter just stole his dog out of his yard and he wants his little dog back. People usually get all upset and say they will try and find out what is going on.
He calls his friends drunk father and tells them that his shipment of Viagara requires c.o.d. and they want to know when he will be home for delivery. When the father says he never ordered it, my nephew says it was ordered under the name of...and gives the guys girlfriends name.
He likes to prank this guy alot because he's always drunk.
2006-11-03 11:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
last one I got, called him BACK !!! , he forgot about caller I.D. so the prank was on him
2006-11-03 19:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Hi, is Jack there? Please let him out of the box....
Is your refrigerator running...please get it before it gets to the front door.
Is your husband smoking? For God's sake throw water on him....
2006-11-03 19:17:06 · answer #3 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
You: "Hi, my name is 'fake name' and I'm calling from the electric company. I was wondering if you could tell me if your refridgeraotr is running."
*Person checks and comes back to the phone*
Person: "Yes, it's running"
You: "Well you'ld better go chase after it then!!"
2006-11-03 19:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by Alana B 5 · 1⤊ 6⤋
call them and start freakign out like they forgot your b-day or they broke up with you and yell and be all mad and ticked and everything in a like chinese or mexican voice. its hilarious
2006-11-03 19:15:06 · answer #5 · answered by DiP13sK01 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Hey this is mr noname yours
2006-11-03 19:16:23 · answer #6 · answered by Falon 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Is Mr Wall there?
-No
Is Mrs Wall there?
-No
Are any walls there?
-No
How is your house standing up?
2006-11-03 19:12:58 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 2⤊ 5⤋
sucky sucky five dolla
you-Do you have prince albert in a can?
they- yes!
you- well you have to let him out!
(say weres my money b*tch)
(five days b*tch)
its really funny
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if you want to get nasty!
you- tell your mom i'll pay her tommorrow for last night! and also i'll pay for the hotel and the beer!
2006-11-03 19:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by hunter 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Don't do that, my friend almost got arrested.
2006-11-03 19:16:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anthony 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ohh call sum Mexican ppl and act like arrogation
2006-11-03 19:12:16 · answer #10 · answered by martini 2 · 0⤊ 7⤋