2006-11-03 10:48:18 · 16 answers · asked by ® Espresso ® 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
5 secrets to romantic happiness
1. It is important to find a woman who works around the house, cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a woman who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a woman who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four women never meet
2006-11-03 11:16:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday!
2006-11-03 18:51:04 · answer #2 · answered by heavy6metal9babe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday!
2006-11-03 18:50:09 · answer #3 · answered by modern_myth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My gift is a joke for you ,
Adam was talking to his friend at a bar. He said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying that she can have 60 minutes of great sex, anyway she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."
So Adam decided to listen to his friend's advice.
The next day at the bar, his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," Adam replied.
"Did she like it?"
"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead, and ran out the door, yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!"
2006-11-03 19:03:13 · answer #4 · answered by RNM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday!!!! =) That day is my Aunt and Uncles birthday too!!!! Wow alot of peoples were born on 11/4!!! Lucky!! Happy Birthday again. Have a happy one!!! =)
2006-11-03 18:51:25 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Cooly Girl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Bithday Hero.....!!1
2006-11-03 19:21:21 · answer #6 · answered by Deleted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday! If you choose mine as the best answer, I will give you 3 points!!
2006-11-03 18:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by Sir James the Dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday toooooooooooooo yoooooooooooou....
2006-11-03 18:57:50 · answer #8 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday. Hope Your day goes well.
2006-11-03 18:58:33 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. Nick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday, no present but I'll take two points.
2006-11-03 18:50:58 · answer #10 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋