It's quite apparent after talking to some people (particularly Mr. Yahoo) that I have ruffled some feathers in the Sabres Fan-camp.
1st of all - I didn't know that you folks were new to Hockey.
2 - I forgot about the new feminization of the sport.
3 - I didn't know that you were all new converts from the figure-skating category.
John <----big fat poopoohead!
I mean..... Look at ME!!! I proudly wear a losing team's colors and vowed-to until the day I die. What the hell kind of fan am I? You should all give me a big "thumbs-down" and hurt my feelings.... or better-yet... report me the Yahoo-principal! I deserve it!
I am now a new Sabres fan... / I even bought a new miniature poodle and named the whiny-little-thing "Sabre" in honor of all my new friends here at Yahoo-Answers.
So anyway...... Will all of you band-wagon-hopping Sabres fan please accept my apology? I never ever meant to make anyone cry.
Love always...
Boy-George
2006-11-03 10:17:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Hockey
Oh Bill.....
I know you love me! : )
2006-11-03 12:13:27 · update #1
nice work John! Funniest thing I ever read! Sabers fans have been pissing me off for weeks with their lack of knowledge
2006-11-03 10:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by Bianca 3 · 6⤊ 6⤋
Blobby Clarke ain't ever coming back. They're trying to run a football team over there and Crosby has Malkin to just blow by Margaret Hatcher next time so kiss the playoffs goodbye. You're lucky you're in a weak conference because if you were in the faster West, you wouldn't have a win yet. Just remember one thing, Eric Cairns is recuperating and will soon be on the ice next time Thatcher wants to play football-style hockey. Also, Forsberg will be whining when Orpik crashes into his spleen.
FLOPPA is the diver. And no women I know would want to F**** Ted Inchcock.
2006-11-04 09:18:18 · answer #2 · answered by daytrader s 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
John, I have to say that you are a Terrible fan to support your team when they're are losing.
Also, these fans ARE NOT new to hockey. Geez. They're asking and answering hockey intelligent questions like...
Why do the linesmen let the players fight until someone's on the ground? (A REAL HOCKEY INTELLIGENT fan doesn't take the time to figure it out themselves, to come to the BRILLIANT conclusion that it's for entertainment.)
Who do you think is the best looking player? (Because that's what hockey is all about. How the guys look.)
So, John you supporting your team even if they lose is pretty lame compared to the rest of these people. I think I proved my point that these people aren't NEW to hockey. They know what is important and what it's all about.
And babe, by the way, Sabre peed on your new Buffalo jersey again.
Additions: John, you don't know a darn thing about "how we roll in Buffalo." Cause we is some serious hockey fans man. You know what I'm sayin man. Cause I mean "we roll" like that.
Word up to "GoSabresChick"
Hey John, I think Farrari is right. It's real cool that his favortie team nailed a rookie, 2 on one (dirty play) and broke the kid's jaw. That's really something to laugh about. You're real cool Farrari
2006-11-03 19:46:02 · answer #3 · answered by rebeccadisque 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Sabre fans are living in la-la land. They think their team can achieve a perfect record! I thought they would stop when they lost to Atlanta, but NO!!! They just said they would get a 81-1 record. No team has come even close to anything like that. Why do Sabre fans think they can set the record now?
2006-11-03 18:57:16 · answer #4 · answered by hockey craze99 4 · 7⤊ 3⤋
New to hockey? Ok, kid. By the way, nice record, Philly. Also, any real Sabres fan has been one since they were a kid. I'll definitely admit their have been a lot of bandwagoners since last season's playoffs. I hate them. By the way, where were you guys during that? Oh yeah, we destroyed you. Hey Umberger, how's you're head?
2006-11-03 22:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by ferrarif50tt 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Of course! Apology accepted. It's the only decent thing to do when you beat a team so badly that they're forced to fire their incompetent GM of 20 years AND their seventeenth coach in the last eight years. Besides, it's not like anyone on the Flyers, outside of Forsberg, even matters. But that's okay, you've still got the '70s, right??? Tiger Williams, baby! Let's go, Chiefs!!!
2006-11-03 18:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by sabrenaut 2 · 6⤊ 5⤋
1st- not all of us r new to hockey- my whole family has been into hockey since each of us was born
so i dont accept ur apology since u dont understand how we roll in buffalo
GOO SABRES!!!
2006-11-03 20:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
I admire you for sticking to your team through thick and thin.
2006-11-03 20:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by tyrone b 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Having a 3-8-1 record a little tough to swallow, eh?
I figured you are used to swallowing "it" by now. .
_
2006-11-03 20:36:56 · answer #9 · answered by jujubah_01 5 · 4⤊ 3⤋
I'm one Flyers fan who wishes that you change your avatar.
2006-11-03 19:27:13 · answer #10 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
You seem to be irritated. A little sand in the vag, John?
2006-11-03 20:56:20 · answer #11 · answered by noah > U 5 · 4⤊ 4⤋