2006-11-03 09:10:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I would start looking for a book and movie deal.
2006-11-03 09:13:56 · answer #1 · answered by thanson73 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably start with an identity crisis and wonder if I'd gone insane... I mean that would be pretty shocking to be suddenly morphed into a person of a different culture. (I'm Cree-Metis and am often judged as 'too light skinned', so the gift of darker skin would be out of my range of experience)
Then I'd brush my teeth.
2006-11-03 17:18:45 · answer #2 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would roll over and please the hell out of my wife, then I would have to sue my homeowners association for letting a black-guy into the neighborhood....jking I would just burn a cross in my own yard and excommunicate my wife for loving a black man....holy crap I need to stop.
I guess I would have to have a talk with mom and ask her why she rode the black snake. Then I would call the NAACP and get a better job.
I need a hug and I need to go to church after this one...racial jokes aren't my thing...but I couldn't resist.
2006-11-03 17:24:19 · answer #3 · answered by silverback487 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I were a man I would pull up the covers and marvel at the size of newly huge schlong!!! I'm a woman though so I guess I would be excited because I would be able to dance better!!
2006-11-03 18:10:28 · answer #4 · answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This actually ocurred in a movie called "Finian's Rainbow" (1968).
A "spell" was placed on a bigot that turned him black.
2006-11-03 18:32:30 · answer #5 · answered by ursaitaliano70 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd look at my hubby to see if he had turned white.
And then I'd chuckle over all the opportunities to blow away people's stereotypes!
2006-11-05 12:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find the person who painted my during the night, then kill my dog for not waking me up....
2006-11-03 17:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by Marshall Lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wonder how it happened, but wouldn't be that worried about it. Then I would be glad I wasn't so pasty any more.
2006-11-03 23:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by CrowsFeet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to sleep, everything is as it should be
2006-11-03 17:55:47 · answer #9 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
throw out my tanning lotions, no need for them now
2006-11-03 17:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by Aussieblonde -bundy'd 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋