2006-11-03 07:07:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
I would like to try to convert Ellen back to heterosexual. It would make up for that time that I had sex with a woman and she disappeared for a couple of years and the next time I saw her she was a lesbian.
2006-11-03 07:16:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ellen
2006-11-03 15:34:16 · answer #2 · answered by party_pam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ellen
2006-11-03 15:10:30 · answer #3 · answered by bumppo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Roseanne is honestly who and what she is and pulls no punches - as is Ellen. And that poor old (whoops, she says she was po and not poor as po is poorer) Oaf-Frau is always trying to outdo anyone and everyone with her "story" If you said you ate only backward shrimp - she would claim she eats only small deformed po backward shrimp. She has this enormous ego problem and wants to be all things to all people. She is Blak when she is with a rapper, An African American with a demon-cratic politician or black hollywood "star". A ***** when with the old time black stars like the "To Sir With Love" guy. And she is a typical "tom" when chastising "her" people and telling them that to speak the white man's english is to conquer him. (Re: Uncle Tom's Cabin) Ellen wants only rich and famous pretty girls and Roseanne will let loose with anyone. Roseanne wins this comparison hands down. Good group for this question because of the variety you picked for our consideration. Thanks
2006-11-03 15:32:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ellen DeGeneres she looks like she knows what shes doing. :-)
2006-11-03 15:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by vanesa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ellen DeGeneres, It would be less awkward if at least one of us was actually gay.
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before anyone misreads and gets offended I mean she is really gay. I'm not trying to be sarcastic.
2006-11-03 15:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by Jessy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Ellen is cute, and I'm straight.
2006-11-03 15:15:33 · answer #7 · answered by BAnne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oprah, the other 2 are just nasty
but i like men
2006-11-03 15:34:12 · answer #8 · answered by april_hwth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oprah, she's got some lips!!
Seriously, at least she's someone you can proudly say you were with. "Sorry honey I cheated on you with ROSEANNE!?".
2006-11-03 15:17:28 · answer #9 · answered by chocolatemeringue_04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were gay, Oprah, she is currently the richest woman in the world.
2006-11-03 15:15:39 · answer #10 · answered by nanners040477 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋