Any good revenge storys?

Question

been hurt, robbed,bullied or just got pissed off with someone and got them back, I love to here about this stuff

I love religous people.
please forgive me.

Answer 1

Revenge is soooooooooo sweet!

hehEhehEheHeheHe

Answer 2

My friend was a motor trader and he done a respray on a sports car and never got paid. We were sitting in my car ready to leave the pub when the car came into the car park, hood down and jack-the-lad with his new girlfriend. When they went into the pub my friend got out of the car and came back about 10 minutes later. I asked him what he had done and he said he had a dump in the little back seats. We laughed all the way home as we imagined the scene in the car with both of them thinking the other was responsible for the terrible smell.

Answer 3

I've had many things happen to me that would have made me get revenge on my own. However, I read in the Bible where Jesus said that vengeance was His to do and He would repay. When I let Him do it, things work out better than I could ever have planned. One person who had made my life very difficult and caused me much pain as a result, I turned over to the Lord to deal with. A little later in time, the person died of a heart attack while in the shower after never having had any sign of heart disease or other illness in his life. When you let Jesus have control, things work themselves out.

Answer 4

I asked a girl out at the school disco, she publicly humiliated me by announcing over the microphone that I had asked her out and declaring she would never go out with me. Everyone laughed and all I could do was run home.

In my early 20's I met her in a pub, we actually got on well together and took her back to my place. I don't need to go in to much detail what happened, but in the morning I gave her £60.00 for her services and told her to fcuk off, reminding her what she did at school. She burst in to tears and fled. Revenge is sweet

Answer 5

Many Many years ago I was a head chef at a large Lakeland hotel and there was two women in the housekeeping department always playing tricks on me. They were responsible for take my dirty chefs clothes away and replacing them with clean one. One day they had filled both legs of my trousers full of flour and machined up the legs at the bottom. When I came in to work I was stood in the nude in my office bent down to put the tr users on fell on the floor and was covered in flour. Another time they they placed a fresh trout in each tr user pocket and machined them up.

The two girls shared a room and I got 20 packets of itching powder and got my pal who was duty manager to open the door with the pass key and liberally sprinkled in their underwear drawer it was so funny to see them scratching in places you should not scratch in public. Happy Days.

Answer 6

not me but a friend of mine was pissed his best friend slept with his wife so he decided to get his friend back. His friend had no idea he knew he slept with his wife so he was easy prey. My friend invited him over for guys nigh on sat. He bought some beer and drank like 6 beers then he filled them with piss took him like three days to fill them but then he refrigerated them by the time he came over he drank them when he said they dint taste write my friend said its prolly cause the store people place the beer in the fridge and take it out to much.

Answer 7

My mum got very vindictive after my dad left her for her best friend. he moved in to his mum's house temporarily four doors away from where my sister and i were living with mum and his mum use to hang his washing on our washing line so mum filled all his socks and undies with itching powder!
she still has letters from his solicitors demanding items back which she returned but they didn't work! his scalectrix had no electrics in it, his books were missing the last pages, his records were scratched, his record player had no needle and the list went on! my husband said he'd never dare do anything against my family because he'd regret whatever he did as soon as we got our revenge!!

Answer 8

Revenge is Gods.

Romans 12:19

19Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: "It is mine to avenge; I will repay,"says the Lord.

God Bless!

Answer 9

A girl I started seeing was having problems with her ex, she told me all the horror stories of what he did to her and stuff. Pissed me right off!
So after I had seen him off,, ahem ahem... I decide a little payback was in order.. He had moved back to his parents, so i subscribed to lots of gay porn mags, in his name and got them mailed to his parents.... Also printed off some business cards with his name on it offering gay sex, with his mobile number and parent home phone number and place them in phone boxes all over the place.

Cost a few bucks, but Id love to know what his parents thought of him after that...

Paybacks a b*tch........MOFO BE'ATCH

Answer 10

yep
in high school i broke up with this girl like right before homecoming week. everybody that's anybody at my school like goes out and raises hell homecoming week. so she rolled my parents house. not a great job. looked like a few person job. i was pissed because she left this sign in my yard that said some **** about the way i dressed(i just wear odd clothes like thrift store stuff before it was "cool") it really wasn't that mean it said"9 out of 10 sweaters agree the thriftstore is the place to shop". so the next night i got like 5 car loads of people to roll her house with me. we went and got huge bags of sawdust from this sawmill, we had eggs and toilet paper, soooo much silly string. but i had the sign. i wrote on it"9 out of 10 whores agree payback is a B*TCH". i put it on her door step. we egged the crap out of her house, her job of toilet paper looked like crap compared to the one the carloads of people and i did to her house. we ruined her yard with the sawdust i mean it was atleast a year before her dad's grass came back we egged their cars and driveway. i mean you couldn't tell there was a yard there. it was great. her parent were really pissed. they knew who it was and tried to make me pick it up but i didn;t on the basis that i cleaned up the mess theyleft in my yard myself. they called my parents but my mom was like yeah payback IS a ***** aint it.

good stuff