One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2006-11-03 04:08:42 · 66 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That sh*t is hilarious!! Good joke for a change!! Thanks for the laugh!!
2006-11-03 05:45:52 · answer #1 · answered by Rican Princess 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2006-11-03 05:41:54 · answer #2 · answered by miss m. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That's too funny! It'll teach her not to wear skin tight skirts when she rides a bus. hahaha...
2006-11-03 05:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by slvrZ28grl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Heheh
2006-11-03 06:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome!!! She must've been a blonde (no offense to those who are). Great joke! Made my day a little better.
2006-11-03 05:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk! That's a keeper
2006-11-03 05:35:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i think i heard that one yesterday but it's still just as funny. thank you for sharing it with me
2006-11-03 05:27:35 · answer #7 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looooooollllll
first, i didn't pay attention that her zipper was on the back so i didn't understand
but it's funny
2006-11-03 07:14:07 · answer #8 · answered by KT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHHA!!!! that's pretty funny
first i thought it was about u then when i got to the end i realized it was a joke that's funny
2006-11-03 04:32:09 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That's funny!
2006-11-03 04:32:20 · answer #10 · answered by the_proms 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
that is a good one super funny
2006-11-03 05:46:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋