A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
2006-11-03 04:05:15 · 33 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
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2006-11-03 04:06:07 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GREAT JOKE MAN. IT IS REALLY FUNNY AND I REALLY NEEDED THE LAUGH.
IT DOES SHOW HOW SOME MEN WOULD BE THOUGH WHEN THEY ARE MARRIED. WHICH IS PROBALLY WHY THEY ARE STILL LONELY AND SINGLE.
THANKS FOR THE GREAT JOKE. I ENJOYED IT ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-03 05:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by ALEX ROCKS 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Too Funny!
2006-11-03 05:12:09 · answer #2 · answered by Ashley_Nicole 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Direct hit ... You sank a whole lotta Battle Ships with that one.
2006-11-03 04:31:42 · answer #3 · answered by John 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha! funny. although my husband would get me a blanket if I needed one.. =0)
2006-11-03 04:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good Joke! LOL
2006-11-03 05:15:33 · answer #5 · answered by Lovely53 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke and yet so true but i would be a sucker and get it for her.
2006-11-03 04:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats funny
2006-11-03 04:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by Isabelle 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Fifty Fifty !
2006-11-03 04:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, that is really a cute joke!
2006-11-03 04:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's funny and mean at the same time.
2006-11-03 05:36:43 · answer #10 · answered by sparks3192 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋