I am planning on taking over the world, do ne one know where I can purchase some plutonium? I also need some minions!! Any one got ne suggestion.
2006-11-03 03:43:38 · 18 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Join the Moonies and become Sung Yung Moons right hand man. That might be a way to do it. He thinks he is the new messiah and seeks world domination too.
http://www.perkel.com/politics/moonies/
http://www.perkel.com/politics/moonies/1earth4.htm
http://www.freedomofmind.com/resourcecenter/groups/m/moonies/
I could list more info sources but a quick search will find you more than you ever wanted to know.
Join a cult and become it's leader if you dare.
2006-11-03 05:51:48 · answer #1 · answered by surfnsfree 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It is said that he who shall be chief of all shall be servant to all. Jesus and Buddha have created the greatest following of their teachings because they gave for the sake of liberating others, not to dominate or to control, but to set people free of ignorance and suffering that kept people trapped by past sin or karma.
If you want to lead, then serve and help all souls you encounter, and you will rise to your highest level of purpose in life. The greatest power you can wield is your meekness, your humility to forgive and to receive healing, for yourself and others, because that allows God's will to intervene and to make whole any situation or relationship that has been injured, which is beyond price and can accomplish things beyond what is humanly possible otherwise. If you want to develop your spiritual gifts and powers, I recommend reading the book 'Healing' by Francis MacNutt and/or contacting his or any other healing ministry that teaches people how to accept healing and/or to develop their own healing and prayer teams to share the greatest power on earth. His ministry is http://www.christianhealingmin.org Another friend who is the most powerful person I know, because she will pray to heal anyone or any family referred to her, can be contacted at http://www.houstonprogressive.org/nothanku.html Whoever has the gift of healing and shares it to end mental illness, criminal addiction, and the other ills in society related to spiritual sickness -- these will be the leaders that other people will turn to when they are helpless. Again, the most powerful people live by being servants to all, sharing and helping others, and never seek power or control for themselves. They humbly submit to the will and love of God or the source of all power on heaven and earth.
2006-11-03 06:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by emilynghiem 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
forget the plutonium, just invent a new operating system or start your own oil company...something like that.
2006-11-03 03:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by Pete Schwetty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
forget about all that plutonium stuff. just run around the world naked three times shouting i am de boss, i am de boss, i am de boss. you will be amazed at the results.
2006-11-03 04:13:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you don't need plutonium my freind-joe b got it right on the nail he who controls the worlds oil controls the world-by the way have you taken your mogadon tablets today???.
2006-11-03 05:58:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
IF YOU KNOW ANY DEMOCRATS IN OFFICE I'M SURE THEY WILL HELP YOU WITH THE PLUTONIUM. AS FAR AS MINIONS TRY THE LOCAL HOMELESS SHELTER THEY WILL FOLLOW ANY ONE.
2006-11-03 05:57:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you rely on yahoo answers for your source its highly doubt full YOU will be even capable of dominating your own life!
2006-11-03 05:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by bulabate 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why you want to loose your second eye with the radiation?Your Avatar tells me that.
2006-11-03 05:18:24 · answer #8 · answered by Dr.O 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Pinky and the Brain.
2006-11-03 03:53:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ask iran, they r enriching some and im sure they would sell you some if you asked them nicely and promised them 45 virgins
2006-11-03 03:50:51 · answer #10 · answered by frediks10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋