2006-11-02 22:10:32 · 14 answers · asked by sj_steg 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Visual Arts ➔ Drawing & Illustration
Keep it simple.
"Snip snip"
Smiley face and your signature
2006-11-02 22:12:00 · answer #1 · answered by IC 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.
Did you hear about the new drink called "The Vasectomy"?
Its Dry Sack on the Rocks.
2006-11-02 22:20:06 · answer #2 · answered by leper madonna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TO have a vasectomy does not mean having your testes removed ,just the tube that links the testes to the outside world.
picture this.
two sperms talking to each other in a bar. one says to the other ''as i said to fanny the other day,its no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted''.
regards LF
2006-11-02 22:20:15 · answer #3 · answered by lefang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A picture of the Doc holding two bricks above the groin area
Have a good one.
2006-11-02 22:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by Andy P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to buy a funny card, but i drew a blank
2006-11-02 22:13:38 · answer #5 · answered by galaxy_glider 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a picture of Les Dawson hosting blankety blank!
2006-11-03 01:01:30 · answer #6 · answered by cjdardis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...we got a term for this in texas, pardner:
"All hat and no cattle!"
...congratulations on a safe vasectomy.
2006-11-02 22:25:54 · answer #7 · answered by 67ImpalaSS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One sperm cell says to the other: 'why do we have to keep making this dummy run every night?'
2006-11-03 01:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes dear - of course you can go out now and play with your friends ...
2006-11-02 23:50:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about some sperm arguing by a road sign that says dead end...'I told you it was left...'
2006-11-02 22:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋