What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?

Question

c'mon guys i want to know what kind of idiots we all are!! mine was probably going to find somewhere to p.iss on dark night and falling down and unlit stairwell, i couldnt walk for a week, doh!!

and probably many more, but what is your most stupid , regrettable or funny moment?

that reminds me, i drunk a litre of whiskey and told my g/f to f*ck off for no reason as well! so out of charactor and so much trouble

Answer 1

I wiped my butt with winning MegaMillion ticket and flushed it.

Answer 2

I drove to a neighboring town to pick up a friend's girlfriend's little sister at a roller rink. My friend and I were tripping on some good acid, and his girlfriend ans her friend were falling down drunk. We piled in the car and drove about 15 miles to pick up the little sister (about 12 years old). I only remember bits and pieces of the ride, but there were no dents or blood on the car the next day so at least I didn't hit anybody. 18 year old guys can be pretty stupid.
I think the funniest thing I ever did was fall off the floor when I was really drunk. I kept falling out of a chair so I sat on the floor. I kept falling off the floor all evening. I'm lucky I didn't just fall right off the Earth. Boy, those were the days.

Answer 3

I worked in a bar and I was appointed to buddy up with someone new (it was their first shift). An old couple came in who were deaf and I said to my new colleague, ''I hate these two old gits, they think because they are deaf that I am stupid and I understand perfectly what they want''. My new colleague then started signing to the couple - they were his parents! DOH. It took me a long time to recover from the embarrassment. This is a true story.

Answer 4

Try to cash checks that were send to me by a "friend"
Got arrested because they were fakes:i faced almost 7 years for that:it was a good thing that i kept all the e-mails from him on my PC,
Got released in a few hours from the police cell.
This will never ever of my life happen again.

Answer 5

having a total mind block and getting stuck on the 11th floor of a block of flats and taking over 1 hour to leave...I kept getting into the lift and pressing to go down and ending up in a basement, but as i was unable to find the stairs (on any floor) I kept on getting back into the lift and going back up to the 11th floor to try and retrace my steps...it was a bit spooky..I thought I was going to get stuck there..but then I bumped into a person who was leaving their flat so I just followed them. I was not myself at the time as one may imagine so the experience seemed all the more spooky.

Answer 6

Many things but one that come to mind now. We use this hand blander thing at work, after I plug it in and turn it on, I alway press the buttom to see if it working. This day for some silly reason, I switch it on put my finger near the blades, and managed to cut myself. why I did that I will never know

Answer 7

Got drunk one night and ended up in the bushes sick as a dog. That night when I went home I was late and my mom and dad watched me get out of the car and fell UP a hill. I didn't drive....But I was dumb and go in major trouble.

Answer 8

I locked myself out, but lucky the back window was open, to get to it I had to climb a 4 foot gate which was locked, our neighbour gave me a box to stand on, one leg over then then box moved, I fell on the gate which was spiked, I walked funny for days

Answer 9

once i came home late and went to the wrong block, and when i reach my unit,(or at least i thought)i put my key in but of course it can't open,the people inside must have thought i'm a burglar so the moment they open the door(to my surprise)they throw a bucket of water at me and start to do karate chops to me, of course i was badly hurt until they realise that i stayed next block, so they apologised, that was one of my most stupidest moment

Answer 10

I once managed to knock a man out in Asda with a chip pan. It was an accident it fell off my head!!!!!!!!! All i'm going to say is that i was at uni at the time!!!!!

Answer 11

I can't think of only "one", but probably still living at home since graduation in '89!-I need to get a "life"!!! (real job, own place,etc.)-as of getting married for once,-I wonder! -lol