Humphrey Bogart, Winston Churchill, Stephen Hawkings, Homer Simpson...what's the greatest quote you've ever heard?
2006-11-02 20:39:22 · 19 answers · asked by lataliano 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Do unto others as they do unto you,,but do it to them first
2006-11-04 00:06:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow there are so many that I cant pick a fav!!! The following quotes are 'anon:'
1.The sun has got to shine on a dog's ar*e sometime.
2. Your glass is half full, not half empty.
3. When you are so busy you are rushed off your feet: Stick a broom up my backside and I'll sweep as I go.
Some of my favourites that comes to mind is:
1. 'The first half of our life is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.' Clarence Durrow.
2. If you limit your actions in life to the things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much.' Lewis Carroll.
3. Said by Oscar Wilde while he was on his death bed. He was laying on a chaise longues, facing the wall; and he quipped: 'Either this wall paper goes or I do.':o)
2006-11-02 21:13:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Dont drive faster than your angel can fly"
when asked to describe yourself in 3 words my best friend said- "Pretty Damn Good."
"If your ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear dont stop and think "Gosh I wonder what other words begin with under" because I bet thats the first sign of jungle madness."
"If you ever fall off a really tall building just go limp like a dummy, I bet someone will try and catch you because hey, a free dummy."
"Grow your own dope- plant a man"
" If feathers are kinky then using the whole chicken is perverted"
"Save the trees, wipe your **** with an owl"
I have so many favourite quotes, cant think of them right now, so thats just a few.
2006-11-02 20:53:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"There are over 550 million firearms in international stream. Thats one firearm for each tweleve human beings interior the worldwide. the only question is: how can we arm the different 11?" "There are 2 varieties of tragedies in existence. a million isn't getting what you choose. the different is getting it" "they say "Evil previals while sturdy adult men fail to act" what they should say is "evil prevails" "the place theres a will theres a weapon" all from the action picture Lord of conflict
2016-10-15 08:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Dingo took my Bay-bee
Meryl Streep
Playing
Lindy Chamberlain
2006-11-02 20:47:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Winston Churchill replying to woman in house of commons
Woman: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your drink!
Winston: Madam, if I was your husband I'd drink it!
2006-11-02 23:35:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Queen Elizabeth
Speech to the Troops at Tilbury1
My loving people,
We have been persuaded by some that are careful of our safety, to take heed how we commit our selves to armed multitudes, for fear of treachery; but I assure you I do not desire to live to distrust my faithful and loving people. Let tyrants fear, I have always so behaved myself that, under God, I have placed my chiefest strength and safeguard in the loyal hearts and good-will of my subjects; and therefore I am come amongst you, as you see, at this time, not for my recreation and disport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live and die amongst you all; to lay down for my God, and for my kingdom, and my people, my honour and my blood, even in the dust. I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too, and think foul scorn that Parma or Spain, or any prince of Europe, should dare to invade the borders of my realm; to which rather than any dishonour shall grow by me, I myself will take up arms, I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field. I know already, for your forwardness you have deserved rewards and crowns; and We do assure you in the word of a prince, they shall be duly paid you. In the mean time, my lieutenant general shall be in my stead, than whom never prince commanded a more noble or worthy subject; not doubting but by your obedience to my general, by your concord in the camp, and your valour in the field, we shall shortly have a famous victory over those enemies of my God, of my kingdom, and of my people.
2006-11-03 00:08:16 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Arnold Swartzniger "I'll be back" it was repeated more around the world than any other quote before or after.
2006-11-02 20:42:24 · answer #8 · answered by graeme1944 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It has to be Oscar Wilde. He has just soooo many ever so witty things to quote!
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Wilde
See what I mean!
2006-11-02 20:52:37 · answer #9 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
whosoever quoted not follows, just reads and writes
will be quoted in the court of God. The hell.
2006-11-02 20:43:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋