would you rathers!?

Question

im bored... here are some would you rathers.
have failed relationships for the rest of your life OR be fired from every job
eat only vegetables forever OR eat only candy
smell like a wet dog OR sound like a nasal bird
fail two classes OR have your pet die
fart in front of a boy you like OR throw up drunk on a parent

I would rather....
1) be fired from every job
2) eat veges
3) smell like a wet dog
4) have my pet die (terrible i know!)
5) fart in front of a boy

Answer 1

be fired from every job (at least I'd still have the possibility of love, money isn't everything!)

Only vegetables (I'd probably drop a few pounds, and be overall healthier, plus eating only candy would eventually kill you b/c you wouldn't get enough nutritional value from it)

Sound like a nasal bird (I've had some friends with nasal voices who were nice people, I tend not socialize with people who smell like wet dog)

Fail two classes, definately! (Having to retake a couple classes, is more then worth the life of my dogs! They're my babies!! I'd rather fail out of college then sacrifice them to pass my classes)

Fart in front of the boy I like (Things may no work out between me and the boy [but then again, boys like farting and burping, so they just might], but I'd rather lose the boy then lose my parent's respect)

Answer 2

Have failed relationships for the rest of my life
Eat vegetables forever
Sound like a nasal bird
Fail two classes
Throw up drunk on a parent

Answer 3

I would rather:

:: be fired from every job (I'm still single but my parents can support me...lol...)

:: eat only vegetables forever (veggies are good for the body).

:: sound like a nasal bird (at least I don't smell).

:: fail two classes (Although I don't have a pet, I couldn't bear the thought of one dying).

:: throw up drunk on a parent (my parents will love me still, although I don't drink so I don't think I'll ever throw up...hehehe).

Answer 4

be fired from every job
eat only vegetables
sound like a nasal bird
have my pet die
throw up drunk on a parent

Answer 5

1. Fired from job
2. vegatables
3. sound like nasal bird
4. pet die so i can get a new one
5. fart

Answer 6

Be fired from every job (My hubby can support me)
eat only vegetables (I like my teeth)
Sound like a nasal bird ( I am too clean to be stinky)
Have my pet die ( I don't like animals but I do like my GPA)
Throw up drunk on a parent ( they will forgive me)

Answer 7

Be fired from every job (someone will take me in)
Eat only vegetables forever
Sound like a nasal bird
Fail two classes
Fart (it's natural...if he can't take it then apparentally he's not the one for me)

Answer 8

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Answer 9

1.failed relationships
2.candy
3.nasal bird
4.fail 2 classes
5.throw up

Answer 10

Failed relationships
Eat vegetables
Nasal bird
Pet die
Throw up drunk