A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"
2006-11-02 16:50:39 · 12 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Ha! Ha! Maybe you can teach him about your third husband!! Great Joke.
2006-11-02 17:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by lita ozzy bear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one takes some musing, but I guess the stamp collector does a lot of gentle things to his stamps so that is what she is missing
2006-11-03 01:34:43 · answer #2 · answered by EC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
Good one, so what type of husband do you want then?
2006-11-03 00:52:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Very funny. Cool joke! Thank you for the humor! I really needed that right now! God Bless!
2006-11-03 00:54:01 · answer #4 · answered by blondie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-03 01:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by Jessica Renee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOu have outdone yourself. It's good.
2006-11-03 05:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it LOL
2006-11-03 04:28:54 · answer #7 · answered by Barry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha beats my idiot
2006-11-03 00:56:11 · answer #8 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your wondering what he did then it is "lick" it. but otherwise i dont know wat ur asking
2006-11-03 00:53:23 · answer #9 · answered by alexmojo2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good! he
2006-11-03 00:59:13 · answer #10 · answered by Luis José 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋