If you were to fill out the following quiz, would you be a Democrat or a Republican?

Question

When you see a homeless person, do you have to stifle the urge to kick him?

Are you CEO of a large corporation who wishes to keep your pay stub fat while minimizing costs to those pesky workers?

Are you super gullible, believing Republican campaign promises in Ohio to raise the minimum wage and that its better to unseat Saddam Hussein than go after Al Queda for 9/11? Can you repeat everything you hear on radio verbatim?

Do you take Jesus Christ as your savior, considering questioning the opinions of a church a sin that will condemn you to hell, and wish to condemn and convert all others who don't?

Would you sell your soul and sellout your country for a $200 tax rebate? What if you had to pay the $200 back at 500% yearly interest 10 years from now?

If you had to do one or the other: would you simply throw away fetus tissue or study it for medical research that could cure ailments like Parkinsons?

Are you afraid of them gay folk?

Do you enjoy defending seriously stupid and completely corrupt politicians, talk show hosts that are closet drug addicts and make fun of people with serious medical conditions, and attempting to pass off the most ridiculous economic and social arguments imaginable off as "fact"?

Are you a liar, a cheat, and an empty shell? Are you morally bankrupt? Do you love to preach good morals and do the opposite of what you preach when others look away? Does the word "hypocrite" define you? Do you like to believe in things that are completely contradictory in nature, or downright impossible? Is "science" a bunch of things that people make up and write in "books"?

If any, or all of these are true, you have passed: you are a Republican! Congradulations! A lifetime of being a complete and total sucker for a party that will never lift a finger for you while in office is now yours to be claimed.

Otherwise, you are a Democrat. I'm very very sorry for you.

To quote one respondant:

"I am also well aware that the best way to go after the enemy (Al Queda), is to attack their support (Hussein). I am also wondering what the hell you are talking about repeating everything verbatim, since I read and study to get my information (both liberal and conservative sources, equally)."

I have nothing to add to this. Its fairly self explanatory I think.

Answer 1

I'm not going to justify this ignorance with the smart-*** comment I would like to make. I will just answer as such:

I have taken in multiple homeless people into my home, fed clothed and loved them. Many are still family to me.

I go to work to make every penny I can, and given the opportunity, I would take more money, but in my management position, I am known as concerned for all of my employees, and have been voted "manager of the month" on many occasions (in a group of over 100 managers)

I am well aware of the bill that the Republicans are pushing, despite the opposition of the Democrats, to raise the minimum wage to $7.25 per hour by June 1, 2009. I am also well aware that the best way to go after the enemy (Al Queda), is to attack their support (Hussein). I am also wondering what the hell you are talking about repeating everything verbatim, since I read and study to get my information (both liberal and conservative sources, equally).

I am a Christian, and know that God never condemed anyone to hell. He allows everyone to make their own choice, and I would never tell anyone they are dmaned for not believing what I believe.

The whole tax rebate thing was a rediculous thinkg to say, and deserves no answer.

I would rather not kill babies in the first place, then we don't have to worry about how we're going to "recycle" them.

I have many gay friends, and do not look at them any differently than anyone else.

I'M VOTING REPUBLICAN!

Answer 2

So where does this diatribe contribute anything positive to the debate raging in the US? Your 3rd party or whatever viewpoint is just as verbose and useless as the rest of the ranting on the table. I'm guilty of the same. Most of my postings and answers in this politics section are useless drivel as well.

Ranting at one another is exactly what our divide and conquer government wants. The two party system is really a one party corporate entity that plays good cop bad cop with the American people. It's all BULL. Changing the way our government is bought and sold should be at the forefront of discussion.

Answer 3

As with most polls, your poll is too SLANTED to allow a person to offer an honest answer....

Why would anyone believe any politician's campaign promises?

Why didn't you ask if people are against murdering unborn children with abortions?

Your religion portion is very slanted... no mention of filthy Muslims who commit terrorism and want to kill all who will not convert to the filthy Islamic ideology.... LOL, get real...

You also did not ask if they are against high taxation? Of course, Democrats/Liberals don't want to give the people a choice where taxes are concerned... they want "other people's money" and they want to spend it foolishly.

And, no one cares one way or the other about the AIDS spreading homosexuals... people just want the homosexuals to conduct their activities in private... out of the sight of children...

No, your poll is too slanted to be worthy of an answer....

Answer 4

Just a working middle class man that does not want to be taxed to starvation that's me. Rep.

Answer 5

what is scary about Republicans.....just take a look at their logo.

3 upside down stars representing satan himself...whats up with that? why upside down? who is thier true God? After all most Republicans are Skull n Bone members.

Skull n Bones....hmm...sure sounds like a satan item...sure doesn't sound like a Godly item thats for sure.

Answer 6

I think it can safely said that the republicans have messed up & they should be put out of office.

Answer 7

Your a Democrat, that's obvious

Aren't they "supposed" to be "open minded" and "liberal"


Guess not.



I guess that we Republicans are closed minded for not being closed minded.

Answer 8

Well, I think I know where this is headed.

And you know you're going to get hosed for this, dude.

Answer 9

Was that reallly a Question???

Answer 10

ouch, and they say the Democrats are scary????