The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
2006-11-02 16:46:31 · 13 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
haha NOW thats funny
2006-11-02 16:52:04 · answer #1 · answered by purplebobbed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch !!! one - nil to the ladies
a beautiful nun is on a transatlantic flight sitting next to a handsome stud. Half way through the flight the captains voice tells everyone he has to ditch the plane in the ocean. The nun jumps up turns to the stud and says 'OMG, I am going to die a virgin !!" she pulls off her habit and pleads "Make me feel like a woman" He rips off his shirt, throws it at her and says "Wash that, b*tch !!"
one all ?
2006-11-02 20:10:31 · answer #2 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always say that in a relationship both parties should wear shorts.
2006-11-02 16:54:40 · answer #3 · answered by babyboy9car 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe nice!
2006-11-02 18:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by Hannah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good but what happens if the bride was giong commando??
2006-11-02 19:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the woman wears both and the man just keep to his pants. woman control it all baby. and thats a fact from experience.
2006-11-02 16:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice one.
2006-11-02 17:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by DeeDee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And women wonder why men screw around.
2006-11-02 16:56:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
yea, ha! straight up.
2006-11-02 16:49:46 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2006-11-02 18:14:33 · answer #10 · answered by Funny Car 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋